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eyewall

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29. Resistence is futile!

Reply to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:24 PM

Nov 2012

Your camp will require you to attend poetry readings as well as ballet and opera performances. These will continue until you realize the beauty of the liberal arts after which time you may continue to enjoy these events at your leisure.

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Attention Freepers and Republicans. [View all] SomethingFishy Nov 2012 OP

You forgot: It is no longer legal to talk about God, Jesus or Ronald Reagan. Scuba Nov 2012 #1

6. Christmas is canceled. Glassunion Nov 2012 #2

HA! MsPithy Nov 2012 #15

The Holy Trinity? N/t krispos42 Nov 2012 #3

LOL . . . til I cried! fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #4

oh, you are just evil! Iris Nov 2012 #7

6. Your cell at the re-education camp will be equipped with a Koran central scrutinizer Nov 2012 #5

This makes Victoria Jackson cry thelordofhell Nov 2012 #6

When does Sharia Law take effect? Berlum Nov 2012 #8

Soon. And all baby girls born after today are to be given "Sharia" as a first or middle name. Squinch Nov 2012 #19

you forgot to mention... mike_c Nov 2012 #9

LOL@ 'if you are a man, just show your penis and be polite.' freshwest Nov 2012 #10

I think I'm going to add some of these SomethingFishy Nov 2012 #11

You forgot to mention the mandatory "Meet your new Gay spouse" banquet/wedding reception Contrary1 Nov 2012 #12

Let's just slow down, take a step back. Did ACORN authorize the release of your statement? DisgustipatedinCA Nov 2012 #13

+1 nt ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #24

If you do not already have your mandatory copy of the Koran, deutsey Nov 2012 #14

LOL @ Atheist Islam n/t VWolf Nov 2012 #21

+1 nt ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #23

Plus, be sure to sign up for your Pab Sungenis Nov 2012 #16

Also, a "Taker Family" from your most feared minority will be assigned to your home for you to serve Squinch Nov 2012 #17

Well done! n/t zentrum Nov 2012 #18

Remember "A Handmaid's Tale"?: All angry white male Republicans are henceforward named "Ofbarak" Squinch Nov 2012 #20

Death Panels Richard D Nov 2012 #22

Great thread.... ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #25

Please indicate your shirt size. lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #26

Fantastic! Mr. Mojo Risen Nov 2012 #27

lol, well done. PeaceNikki Nov 2012 #28

Resistence is futile! eyewall Nov 2012 #29

K&R silverweb Nov 2012 #30

Stole it Johnny2X2X Nov 2012 #31

lmaoo outsideworld Nov 2012 #32

Please have all cash, bankcards,pin numbers and bank statements DiverDave Nov 2012 #33

so funny but sad dooner Nov 2012 #34

Apparently your relative hates Puerto Ricans? (NT) Heywood J Nov 2012 #35