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Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:30 PM

Attention Freepers and Republicans.

Please lets have an orderly transition.

1. Please, collect all your guns and ammo and have them ready at the front door. Obama's army of U.N. officials will be along soon to commandeer them.

2. Please, when the Obama army comes to take you to your concentration camp, please have only 1 bag and one personal item as space in the overhead compartment is limited.

3. Please, when Planned Parenthood shows up at your front door to give you your mandatory abortion, do not complain, if you are a man, just show your penis and be polite.

4. Please, have your gasoline and coal standing by, Obama's army of Global Warming Activists will be along soon to retrofit your car and install solar panels on your roof.

5. And please remember, just because your insurance company is forced to cover things like pre-existing conditions, there is no need to panic as you will receive the best care the government can dole out during your stay in our concentration camps.

Thank you for your co-operation.

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Reply Attention Freepers and Republicans. (Original post)
SomethingFishy Nov 2012 OP
Scuba Nov 2012 #1
Glassunion Nov 2012 #2
MsPithy Nov 2012 #15
krispos42 Nov 2012 #3
fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #4
Iris Nov 2012 #7
central scrutinizer Nov 2012 #5
thelordofhell Nov 2012 #6
Berlum Nov 2012 #8
Squinch Nov 2012 #19
mike_c Nov 2012 #9
freshwest Nov 2012 #10
SomethingFishy Nov 2012 #11
Contrary1 Nov 2012 #12
DisgustipatedinCA Nov 2012 #13
ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #24
deutsey Nov 2012 #14
VWolf Nov 2012 #21
ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #23
Pab Sungenis Nov 2012 #16
Squinch Nov 2012 #17
zentrum Nov 2012 #18
Squinch Nov 2012 #20
Richard D Nov 2012 #22
ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #25
lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #26
Mr. Mojo Risen Nov 2012 #27
PeaceNikki Nov 2012 #28
eyewall Nov 2012 #29
silverweb Nov 2012 #30
Johnny2X2X Nov 2012 #31
outsideworld Nov 2012 #32
DiverDave Nov 2012 #33
dooner Nov 2012 #34
Heywood J Nov 2012 #35

Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:33 PM

1. You forgot: It is no longer legal to talk about God, Jesus or Ronald Reagan.

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Response to Scuba (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:34 PM

2. 6. Christmas is canceled.

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Response to Glassunion (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:39 PM

15. HA!

Nicely done!

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Response to Scuba (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:34 PM

3. The Holy Trinity? N/t

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:35 PM

4. LOL . . . til I cried!

The guy across the hall from me is wondering why I fell out of my chair, laughing until tears started streaming down my face.

He's a repuke . . . so I just told him it's my time of the month! Hysterical women should not be allowed to vote, you know!

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:47 PM

7. oh, you are just evil!

Now he can say the election was lost because you voted while you had your period!


Nice work!

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:43 PM

5. 6. Your cell at the re-education camp will be equipped with a Koran

Have your ready Bible for pickup

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:45 PM

6. This makes Victoria Jackson cry

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:53 PM

8. When does Sharia Law take effect?

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Response to Berlum (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:56 PM

19. Soon. And all baby girls born after today are to be given "Sharia" as a first or middle name.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:57 PM

9. you forgot to mention...

Please bring your copy of the homosexual agenda, but if you can't find it don't despair-- an updated copy will be provided free of charge.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 12:57 PM

10. LOL@ 'if you are a man, just show your penis and be polite.'

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:08 PM

11. I think I'm going to add some of these

and make something up for a Facebook post.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:13 PM

12. You forgot to mention the mandatory "Meet your new Gay spouse" banquet/wedding reception

Divorces from your current spouses will be performed immediately before you enter the building.

We're not ones to waste any time.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:15 PM

13. Let's just slow down, take a step back. Did ACORN authorize the release of your statement?

If ACORN or the New Black Panthers didn't vet your press release, it has no backing from the provisional government. You're on the right track to be sure, but let the pros handle it. They won't miss any details--like reminding Republicans to turn in their Bibles along with their guns. Now let me get back to reading Reverend Jeremiah Wright's new book, Chicken Soup for the Muslo-Marxist Christian Soul.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:19 PM

14. If you do not already have your mandatory copy of the Koran,

the Department of Atheistic Socialist Islam will issue one to you.

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Response to deutsey (Reply #14)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:59 PM

21. LOL @ Atheist Islam n/t

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Response to deutsey (Reply #14)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:02 PM

23. +1 nt

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:50 PM

16. Plus, be sure to sign up for your

 

mandatory free cell phone.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:54 PM

17. Also, a "Taker Family" from your most feared minority will be assigned to your home for you to serve

Please ensure you have sufficient clean bath towels and linens. Pillow mints would be a nice addition but are not mandatory.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:56 PM

18. Well done! n/t

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 02:59 PM

20. Remember "A Handmaid's Tale"?: All angry white male Republicans are henceforward named "Ofbarak"

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:02 PM

22. Death Panels

Don't forget the mandatory meeting with the death panel if there's any pre-existing conditions that might cost too much to take care of!

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:04 PM

25. Great thread....

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:04 PM

26. Please indicate your shirt size.





We'd like to make your straight jacket as comfortable as possible.


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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:22 PM

27. Fantastic!

I may need to paste that in my facebook page.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:22 PM

28. lol, well done.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:24 PM

29. Resistence is futile!

Your camp will require you to attend poetry readings as well as ballet and opera performances. These will continue until you realize the beauty of the liberal arts after which time you may continue to enjoy these events at your leisure.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:26 PM

30. K&R

Well done!



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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:29 PM

31. Stole it

Totally plagarized this to post on a small board full of conservatives that I frequent. Sorry.

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:08 PM

32. lmaoo

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:13 PM

33. Please have all cash, bankcards,pin numbers and bank statements

and any other valuables handy.
We will just give them away, you wont need them where you are going.
Oh, I forgot, the keys to your house and cars too...hee-hee

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Response to SomethingFishy (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:46 PM

34. so funny but sad

because apparently many of them think this is really what's going to happen! A relative just posted this on FB:

Get ready ...

1) Obamacare is permanent. There is no way to repeal it now. As a result, the cost of your health-care and all related matters will increase. If you choose not to buy health-care, you’ll be “taxed”. This expands the government’s power greater than anything before.
2) Your taxes will increase exponentially. Not only will the Bush tax rates expire and the Obamacare tax be implemented,
but you will see pushes for increased taxation on all people.
3) The debt will increase to at least 20 trillion dollars.
4) The unfunded liabilities will exceed far beyond the world’s GDP, making them impossible to ever manage.
5) Obama will use executive orders to bypass Congress to get anything he wants. He has already said he is prepared to do that.
6) Cap and Trade will be implemented, completely crushing the economy, job growth, and energy.
7) No new permits for oil drilling will be allowed; therefore, your gas prices will skyrocket more.
8) More failed investments in environmental companies.
9) This is the one I’m shakiest on: Israel will attack Iran and Obama will position himself as pro-Iran, as he has somehow “struck a deal with Ahmadinejad” about nuclear enrichment.
10) Amnesty will be created, on top of open borders.
11) Puerto Rico will become a state.
12) Obama will use executive orders to nationalize the entire auto industry and the entire banking industry “for the common good”.
13) Death panels.

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Response to dooner (Reply #34)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:07 AM

35. Apparently your relative hates Puerto Ricans? (NT)

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