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RomneyLies

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3. The Onion has the best Trump mockery

Reply to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:07 PM

Oct 2012

Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

October 24, 2012 | ISSUE 48•43 | More News in Brief

NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. "I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you." Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.