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Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:04 PM

Tweets to Donald:

JD Crowe ‏@CroweJam
The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods.

Ed Schultz ‏@edshow
NOT BREAKING: Donald Trump releases edited video of himself shouting nonsense at a camera

Four More Years ‏@4More
Donald Trump will withhold $5,000,000 from sick children unless Obama meets his demands. Really.

Andy Borowitz ‏@BorowitzReport
Attention parents: if you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now, maybe they won't grow up to be Donald Trump.

Andy Borowitz ‏@BorowitzReport
I think it's very thoughtless of Donald Trump to schedule an appearance when so many of us will be eating.



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Lucinda Oct 2012 OP
Happyhippychick Oct 2012 #1
Jeff In Milwaukee Oct 2012 #4
livetohike Oct 2012 #2
RomneyLies Oct 2012 #3
malaise Oct 2012 #5
ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #6
Liberalynn Oct 2012 #7
bigtree Oct 2012 #8
FSogol Oct 2012 #9

Response to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:06 PM

1. JD Crowe!

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Response to Happyhippychick (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:07 PM

4. Awesome!

I've never heard of him, but that was damned funny!

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Response to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:06 PM

2. LOL

Thanks for the laugh .

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Response to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:07 PM

3. The Onion has the best Trump mockery

 

Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

October 24, 2012 | ISSUE 48•43 | More News in Brief



NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. "I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you." Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.




http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,30077/

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Response to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:08 PM

5. I'd tweet the following if I used that social media

Go buy a fucking rug you attention seeking racist ReTHUG mofo.

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Response to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:09 PM

6. Great!

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Response to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:10 PM

7. My favorite is the one from 4@more

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Response to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:11 PM

8. Drunk Ass Rick

‏@Rickonia

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands Latifah tells what country she's the queen of

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Response to Lucinda (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:12 PM

9. "if you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now..."

Andy Borowitz is becoming a national treasure.

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