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Mira's JournalTo all who so recently lauded Jimmy Carter: He is on with Bill Maher tonight. Lineup here. 10 pm HBO
The Interview:Jimmy Carter is the 39th President of the United States and the Founder of The Carter Center, which seeks to prevent and resolve conflicts, enhance freedom and democracy, and improve health around the world. President Carter has also been involved with Habitat for Humanity since 1984, when he led an effort to renovate a New York City building and provide 19 families with shelter. His newest book is A Call to Action: Women, Religion, Violence and Power.
The Panel:
Neera Tanden is the president of the Center for American Progress and counselor to the Center for American Progress Action Fund. Formerly the Senior Advisor for Health Reform at the Department of Health and Human Services, Tanden writes a regular online column for The New Republic.
Twitter: @neeratanden
Rick Lazio represented New Yorks 2nd district in Congress from 1993 to 2001. He is now a partner at Jones Walker, heading the law firms affordable housing and related housing finance practice. He has also developed an Internet publication, IGNITEwithRickLazio.com, an outlet for discussions on politics, economics and social issues.
Twitter: @RickLazio
W. Kamau Bell is a comedian whose national standup tour Oh, Everything! will stop in South Carolina, North Carolina, Miami, FL, Cambridge, MA, and Brooklyn, NY in April. Bell also co-hosts the The Field Negro Guide to Arts & Culture podcast and is a board member of Race Forward and Hollaback.
Mid-Show Guest:
Josh Gad joins the panel mid-show. He is an actor, writer and producer who appeared in the Academy Award-winning film Frozen. Gad received a Tony nomination and won a Grammy for his performance in the musical TheBook of Mormonand will co-star with Billy Crystal in the upcoming FX series The Comedians.
Twitter: @JoshGad
Let's play "name the life guard" - Options abound. (Mike Luckovich cartoon)
?w=640In honor of our former President Jimmy Carter - who just moved me to choke up
Jimmy Carter is a treasure. Brilliant, courageous, honest, outspoken, knowledgeable, self-assured and for an old man incredibly with-it. He minces no words.
He was on with David Letterman to discuss his new book which calls us to action in areas that are usually not talked about. He was on top of all the percentages about female genital mutilation worldwide, he spoke about female human trafficking and females forced into prostitution in this very country in a new form of slavery.
He told about Atlanta being the Hub of this activity, because it's such a large airport and connected to the Southern hemisphere.
He was very clear in expressing the need for us to step in and create awareness and change. David Letterman in essence was reduced to tread gently with eyes like saucers unable at the end to say little other than "I wish you had been able to be more funny".
In the world of the Fox news robots the word is that Jimmy Carter was our worst president ever.
I am so sad that I cannot alter those closed minds.
And I am horribly sad that he is quite old now and we will lose him. Yet I also chose to be Joyous he is still with us today lucid and brilliant, unabashedly pinpointing where the world is failing women and disrespecting them.
When it comes to Jimmy Carter, this is a country for listening to selected wise old men.
Incongruous / lacking in harmony as I see it: Look at these two endangered children
(http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/2011/0928/20-banned-books-that-may-surprise-you/Little-Red-Riding-Hood-by-Charles-Perrault))
Here's the lineup for Bill Maher tonight at 10 pm / repeat at 11 pm / HBO
The Interview:Alan Weisman Author of Countdown: Our Last Best Hope for a Future on Earth
The Panel:
Amy Chua Co-Author of The Triple Package and Law Professor at Yale Law School
Salman Rushdie Author and Chairman of the PEN World Voices Literary Festival
Andrew Sullivan Founding Editor of The Dish
Mid Show Guest:
Seth MacFarlane Executive Producer of the TV documentary series Cosmos: A Space Time Odyssey and Author of the novel A Million Ways to Die in the West
Obama’s Plan to Pay People Enough to Eat Stirs Controversy /Borowitz unveils
Washington (The Borowitz Report) President Obama has sparked outrage in Congress and renewed calls for his impeachment by signing a daring Presidential memorandum that would pay workers enough to eat.
The memorandum, which is based on the Presidents view that people should be paid for the hours they actually work, is shaping up as one of the most controversial and incendiary actions of his Presidency.
House Republican leaders held a press conference this morning to warn Obama that, by advancing his agenda of paying people for the work they do, he is playing with political fire.
A Presidential memorandum is a powerful tool and should be used sparingly, said House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio). It is not a vehicle for this President to enact his pet theories about people earning enough to survive.
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia) concurred, telling reporters, With one stroke of the pen, President Obama is removing the single greatest incentive for work: hunger.
Apparently, President Obama needs a lesson in American history, he said. Hunger built the railroads. Hunger picked the crops. When the American people learn more about this action of the Presidents, they will see it for what it is: a hunger-killer.
www.borowitzreport.com
G.O.P. Race Turns Ugly as Paul Head-butts Cruz - Andy Borowitz was watching
G.O.P. Race Turns Ugly as Paul Head-butts Cruz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a preview of what promises to be a heated race for the Republican Presidential nomination in 2016, Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) head-butted his rival Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) on the floor of the United States Senate this morning.
The melee came without warning, one observer said, as Sen. Paul took to the well of the Senate to give a speech recommending a strong but measured response to the crisis in Ukraine.
Almost immediately, a furious and beet-red Sen. Cruz began heckling Sen. Paul, calling him a Kentucky-fried Communist and demanding that he apologize to Ronald Reagan this very instant.
Sen. Paul seemed to ignore the heckling at first, but as Sen. Cruzs taunts descended into a stream of profane name-calling, the Kentuckian leapt from the well of the Senate and began throttling Sen. Cruz before administering the decisive head-butt.
Shut up, you bastard! Sen. Paul reportedly shouted during the brawl. Shut up, or Ill make you shut up!
A group of horrified senatorsincluding Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont), and Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.)pulled the two men apart, aided by a C.I.A. agent who had been monitoring the Senates activities at the time.
Within moments, the free-for-all was over, but not before more fists were thrown and a gash was opened over Sen. Cruzs left eye.
In the aftermath of the skirmish, Sen. Paul seemed pleased with the outcome. Sen. Cruz and I may not always agree, but were both passionate about our views, he said. This kind of debate is healthy for the Republican Party.
Under the rules of the Senate, head-butting another senator results in a mandatory suspension of seven days, experts said.
www.borowitzreport.com
Snowden drops 4 New Songs at SXSW / Andy Borowitz reports
AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report) N.S.A. leaker Edward Snowden surprised a standing-room-only crowd at this years SXSW by performing an impromptu set of four songs from his new CD, which was released online today.
The audience, which had gathered to hear Mr. Snowden answer questions about the N.S.A. and government surveillance, was instead treated to the first-ever live performance of songs from Mr. Snowdens album, simply titled Edward.
I made this music for you, my fans, Mr. Snowden said, adding that he doesnt care about the haters.
Listeners were divided about the quality of the eclectic four-song set, which spanned musical styles from alt-country to dubstep.
Music critic Tracy Klugian said, Snowden is the most exciting new artist to come out of SXSW in a long time. It reminded me of the first time I heard Conor Oberst.
She acknowledged that not every song worked. Obviously, the duet with Kesha was a mistake, she said. But I give him credit for trying.
Music journalist Harland Dorrinson was less impressed. Snowden said it was new music, but I didnt hear anything new, he said. In addition to N.S.A. documents, it sounds like hes been downloading a lot of Arcade Fire.
After performing the four songs, Mr. Snowden disappointed some in the audience by refusing to talk about government surveillance. Dont get me wrong, Im proud of the whistle-blowing I did, he said. But today I just want to talk about my music.
www.borowitzreport.com
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