....and I think they need to replace the toilets in the residence because

1. You can only imagine...

B. Melania insisted that she wouldn’t go there until they did from the Obamas.

Hear me out for one second:

Somewhere there are a whole bunch of men and women who are watching this right now and saying to their families: “I can’t believe that Dougie was in my Hebrew School class and he’s in the limousine with the Vice-President of the United States who is is wife.”

You have to have been there....

Two things:

Obama should walk up to Biden right before it starts , shake his hand and say: “This is a big fucking deal.”

Does anyone else remember that in 1993, when President Clinton was inaugurated, stepped out onto the portico of the WH and the Marine Band immediately began playing the Sousa March that was the theme from Monty Python’s Flying Circus?

THEY FIRED THE SHIT HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD

WTAF???!!! We are gonna make a deal with McConnell for power sharing?

Instead of What Would Jesus Do, it should be: What Would Mitch Do? If Mitch had a tie and the VP tiebreak, he’d be putting as many Nazis in judgeships as he could, rejecting Climate Change, preventing votes on anything remotely progressive, like Food Stamps, place kids in cages,....you get the drift.

Why do we always fucking reach across the aisle? We are like Charlie Brown to Lucy’s football -what....again? Really??

Motherfucker! Sick of this. We need to repudiate these seditious, evil pricks.

Wow! Lincoln Project 's "Moving Day"

Two things:

Did Nancy hold up the article of impeachment to show her signature to mock what Trump did when he’d sign something?

And

Nobody ever mentions the guy who was in the cabinet whose claim to fame was that he ran a company that sold toilets designed for well-endowed men. That’s so awesome a choice. Beats out the mypillow guy no sweat.

Heard on CNN this AM:

Guest: Lindsay Graham went to...

Moderator: You mean the shell that used to be Lindsay Graham.

I laughed out loud.

Yasmin Vossoughian just gave a thoughtful retrospective of the Trump era

On msnbc just now. Not amazingly insightful, nothing we didn’t know here, but it was heartfelt and quite real. Worth finding if you have two or three minutes.

At noon on Wednesday, it all turns back into a pumpkin

And I’m not talking about all the material goods and of course The Beast...

He is reduced to that of a mortal, ordinary citizen, albeit one who has committed many crimes and he will come to realize when he’s lying in his smelly bedclothes, trying to fall asleep, that the worst mistake of his life was to win the presidency. Yes, it will poke through his narcissistic defenses and cause the somatic aspect of his being to react in a very untoward fashion. He is now the official lightning rod for every prosecutor who has higher aspirations.

When I was young, my father told me that you never ever want to be the focus of a prosecutor, particularly aFederal prosecutor who is judged by his or her successes and promoted for same. Like the Terminator, they do not stop until they achieve their objective of destroying the target. This idiot has punched a wasp’s nest. He’s about to be stung, as is his criminal crew of a family.