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Jesus Christ Arrested for Assaulting Muhammed in San Rafael

SAN RAFAEL – On Wednesday, September 3, San Rafael Police Department received a report of a fight between a man and a woman in the 300 block of Fourth Street in San Rafael.

On arrival, officers found Fatimah Muhammed and Jesus Christ located at a nearby CVS store. The officers learned that the couple were in a dating relationship and currently live together. Earlier Christ had become upset with Muhammed because she had been driving too slow. According to Muhammed, Christ then spit on her and then they proceeded to punch each other.

Muhammed sustained an injury to her left arm and Christ was subsequently arrested. A warrant check revealed that Christ, a 56-year-old resident of Novato, is on Marin County probation for an earlier arrest of public intoxication on April 4 of this year. He was transported and booked at the Marin County Jail for domestic violence and a violation of parole.

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Kanye West Stops Concert to Yell At Kid in Wheelchair, ‘Stand Up!’

At a concert on Friday in Sydney, Australia, the acclaimed rapper called out a pair of fans for not standing up at the show. One had a prosthetic limb, and the other was in a wheelchair.

Oh, Kanye. The acclaimed rapper/self-described Steve Jobs/newly minted Kardashian, who once rapped, “They tryna put me on the schoolbus with the space for the wheelchair,” halted a concert on Friday night after discovering that several audience members weren’t standing up to honor their Lord and Savior.

The setting was the Qantas Credit Union Arena in Sydney, Australia, and West reportedly announced, “I can’t do this song. I can’t do this show until everybody stand up… Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and shit. ‘Imma see you if you ain’t standing up, believe me, I’m very good at that.” Then came the foot-in-mouth moment. Most of the fans got up and boogied, but soon West spotted a pair of concertgoers who’d remained in their seats, and refused to continue the show until they stood up and danced like the rest. One of those two singled-out fans raised a prosthetic limb, thereby proving that she did in fact “get special parking and shit,” to which West replied, “Okay, you fine.”

West then homed in on Fan No. 2, who was still seated. He stopped performing the tune “The Good Life” and declared, “This is the longest I’ve had to wait to do a song, it’s unbelievable.” The crowd was reportedly trying to clue Kanye in to his epic blunder, with the entire section making wheelchair signals with their arms. But to no avail. West sent his bulky bodyguard Pascal Duvier into the crowd to confirm that the seated fan was, in fact, in a wheelchair. When it was confirmed, West said, “He is in a wheelchair? It’s fine!”

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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/14/kanye-west-stops-concert-to-yell-at-wheelchair-bound-kid-stand-up.html

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CONROE, Texas – An Oak Ridge High chemistry teacher is in big trouble, and her students know it because she was arrested at school.

Haivan Bui was taken into taken custody by school police on Friday.

Investigators said they found "date rape recipes" in a backpack that Bui had with her.

Her arrest came after deputies executed a search warrant at her Woodlands apartment.

According to the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office, deputies found more recipes, methamphetamine, marijuana, numerous prescription medications and Gamma-Hydroxybutyrate, a compound used in date rape drugs.

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http://www.khou.com/story/news/crime/2014/09/13/chemistry-teacher-allegedly-brought-date-rape-recipes-to-school/15546249/

Albuquerque Police Chief makes Startling Admission

Albuquerque Police Chief Gorden Eden said in an interview with USA Today that it will be difficult to reform the department because it is “stuck” with officers who “shouldn’t be on the force.”

Eden told the newspaper that aspects of the contract between the union and the city make it difficult for officials to discipline officers for past actions that have already gone through the disciplinary process.

That, he said, will make it hard to make changes as required by the Justice Department. The interview was published on the paper’s website Wednesday.

Eden said in a prepared statement Wednesday evening that all large departments have at least some problem officers.

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http://www.abqjournal.com/460296/news/chief-eden-apd-is-stuck-with-some-officers.html

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