My Favorite Part of the Bible

[TalkingDog]

[Buzz Clik]

1. I don't remember that part.

Was that in Ben Hur? Spartacus?

I never saw the last Passion of Christ. Maybe it was in there.

[TalkingDog]

3. I think it's called "Wet Dreams in Republican Land"

n/t

[Buzz Clik]

5. That's in the New Testament right after Stradivarius.

[Duval]

20. LOL!!! n/t

[somone]

2. That Jesus kicks ass

[Drale]

6. If Jesus returned as Glen Beck

it would be a paradox and tear a hole in the time-space continuum and possible cause the destruction of the entire universe.

[msongs]

4. how bout "The End" nt

[murphyj87]

7. Yeah ..I think..

I think he stole the money from the poor and put it on the tables of the money changers in the Temple didn't he? Those who think that he overturned the tables of the money changers in the Temple have it all wrong..... ;-)

[Gregorian]

8. Oh that supply side Jesus. What a guy.

[RC]

21. Where's this guy birth certificate?

He looks like he was born in western Europe somewhere. Who's your daddy?

[baldguy]

9. That was the Supply Side Jesus.

http://www.beliefnet.com/News/2003/09/The-Gospel-Of-Supply-Side-Jesus.aspx

[panader0]

10. I'm not religious but my favorite part is

the sermon on the mount.

[Drew Richards]

11. Alternate Verse

My favorite part is after Jesus's Crucifixion and Peters betrayal of Judas, Peter orders the Hit on Mary and her unborn child and forcibly takes over the church and expels all women...

Now you know why he loves to wear pointy hats and dresses...

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[Contrary1]

13. Ah...The Book of Bootstraps 3:1

It's the Republicans' most practiced verse.

[Zax2me]

14. What is your favorite part of the Koran?

[Bucky]

17. Not the four wives part, that's for damn sure

[TalkingDog]

18. The part where Mohammed says he's camera shy and doesn't like his picture taken.

..... Is the Koran the dominant religious text in the US? Is it used as a widespread tool of oppression here; in this country?

Why don't you consider some social context before posting your "gotcha" snark?

[ZombieHorde]

15. Recommended. nt

[classysassy]

16. "Oh if you could see what I see"

"Get knowledge and with all your getting get understanding".

[1monster]

19. Well, Octavius/Agustus Caesar was an absolute jerk. Some historians

seriously speculate that Cleopatra and her attendants did not voluntarily allow themselves to be done in by asp bite.

[MasonJar]

22. I like your sardonic preference, but I must say that along with

the birth of our Lord at Christmas and his resurrection at Easter I am rather fond of Paul's advice to the people of Corinth. (I Corinthians 10:29) "WHY IS MY LIBERTY INDEED OF ANOTHER MAN'S CONSCIENCE?"

[Boudica the Lyoness]

23. I've read the Bible and this is my favorite part;

[cliffordu]

24. ROFL:::::::::

Perfect!!`

[calimary]

25. LOVE it!

Isn't that near the chapter about the REAL "Sermon on the Mount," in which He says "Blessed are the rich...," "Blessed are the warmakers...," and "Blessed are the bullies?"

[liberal N proud]

26. That was the rich Jesus