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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:27 AM
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Introducing the teabaggers health care plan
The best thing about this health care plan is that it's completely free*

*quality and effectiveness of health care received through faith healing is proportional to the amount of money that you donate in the form of tithes and offering



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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:30 AM
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1. would be funny except many of the teabaggers really believe this shit
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:30 AM
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2. Where is Fletch
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 03:55 PM
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11. Classic.
Edited on Fri Apr-01-11 03:56 PM by freshwest
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:32 AM
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3. Well there you go.
While you're praying the gay away, you can throw in a request for your excruciating migraine, too. Then, you can tithe 10% of your net and you're good to go! Amen!
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:33 AM
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4. I want to laugh, I really do, but I can't because this is right on the mark
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walldude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:33 AM
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5. Ok you HAVE TO SEE THIS:
Benny Hinn: Dark Lord OF The Sith

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9SS95q2kpg
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woodsprite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:35 AM
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6. And it's not free, they won't 'heal' you unless you donate
Edited on Fri Apr-01-11 10:39 AM by woodsprite
I was going to say 'touch', but then I had second thoughts on that wording. ;)
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Hugabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:38 AM
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7. That's why I included the disclaimer
The quality and effectiveness is proportional to how much you donate.
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woodsprite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:40 AM
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8. Maybe they push on you harder if you give more money.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 10:56 AM
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9. I thought it was the same as bushcare,...
..."Don't Get Sick"!
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Mojorabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-11 11:21 AM
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10. No one could do it like Earnest Angley
Voted number one on the televangelists with toupees website!
http://televangelistswithtoupees.blogspot.com/
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