Reqiem for a Royal Asshole

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The rise and fall of a foreclosure king


By MICHELLE CONLIN, AP Business Writer – 2 hrs 48 mins ago

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – During the housing crash, it was good to be a foreclosure king. David Stern was Florida's top foreclosure lawyer, and he lived like an oil sheik. He piled up a collection of trophy properties, glided through town in a fleet of six-figure sports cars and, with his bombshell wife, partied on an ocean cruiser the size of a small hotel.

When homeowners fell behind on their mortgages, the banks flocked to "foreclosure mills" like Stern's to push foreclosures through the courts on their behalf. To his megabank clients — Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, GMAC, Citibank and Wells Fargo — Stern was the ultimate Repo Man.

At industry gatherings, Stern bragged in his boyish voice of taking mortgages from the "cradle to the grave." Of the federal government's disastrous homeowner relief plan, which was supposed to keep people from getting evicted, he quipped: "Fortunately, it's failing."

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110206/ap_on_bi_ge/us_the_foreclosure_king

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1. Morning kick. n/t

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2. Sheik Three Times

may he end up with his only holdings being his dick in his hand.

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4. Unconnected, n/t

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3. How many more just like this?

Need to lose their holdings in every state. And return the foreclosed properties to those who hold legal title.

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5. There's always someone who will sell their soul

for a few bits of Silver.