Pro-life priest admits to 'violations of chasity' that 'did not involve the sexual act'

[Liberal_in_LA]

Father Thomas Euteneuer, South Florida's Top Exorcist, Admits to 'Violations of Chastity'

By Tim Elfrink, Thu., Feb. 3

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The difference this time is the offender isn't a moderate padre like Cutie -- it's Father Thomas Euteneuer, South Florida's only official exorcist and a fire-breathing pro-lifer who once told Sean Hannity he'd deny him communion for not toeing the church line. Et tu, Euteneuer?

Euteneuer says his indiscretions were limited to "one person only, an adult woman under my spiritual care" and that his crime "did not involve the sexual act." (Which leaves what, exactly? Heavy petting?)

But Euteneuer raises more questions than he answers with the lengthy statement. He decries "malicious falsehoods" on "internet sites," including one juicy rumor that "there is a possessed person living in my family's home."

"The accusation that I 'targeted' vulnerable women or otherwise sought them out for spiritual direction is utterly false," he adds.

Some victims advocates aren't buying it.


http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/02/father_thomas_euteneuer_south.php

[CurtEastPoint]

1. No wonder he's smiling...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HoDij8Z2tHY/TUiXVlLHkKI/AAAAAAAAFGM/YcIu0vBtAww/s320/Thomas+Euteneuer.jpg

[musette_sf]

2. his story is

that he copped a feel on an unconscious woman.

Like Chris Hansen says, you know these creeps have done crimes before they got caught.

[chollybocker]

3. "South Florida's Top Exorcist"

Dammit. I forgot to watch the Exorcist Awards ceremony again this year.

[monmouth]

6. I didn't know we had one down here. See???? The perks of living

in Floriduh...

[jmowreader]

4. This is his theme song, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gddlNth2-_A

[xchrom]

5. And the Creep Award goes to...... Nt