THe single most important thing George W Bush learned as pResident.

[Hubert Flottz]

If you scratch your ass, it's best not to chew your fingernails.

[WinkyDink]

1. What's the evidence he learned that?

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I heard he was going to write a book about it.

Prolly will be mostly pictures.

[Octafish]

5. 'The Fart Book' was the only book in his house where he vacations.

The little turd grew up so depraved.

[Blue Owl]

3. heh heh heh

As Confucius warned, he who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger...

[Hubert Flottz]

4. pResident who go to bed with sex problem on mind...

wake up with solution in hand.

[hobbit709]

6. With money and power comes no penalty for your acts.

[opihimoimoi]

7. The Dude goes Nose Mining Too....wonder if he gobbles the goobers?

[Hubert Flottz]

9. I wonder why the United Mine Workers didn't pickett the picker.

I'll bet he's a goober gobbler...nutin inside that numb skull of his but goobers. It's a wonder his head didn't cave in when he was pickin' and grinnin'

[opihimoimoi]

12. He is no Union Member...Bush is a known SCAB.....a looney Scab at that...

The scabby asshole eats goobers like cattle eats grass

[Hubert Flottz]

13. He'd have to work for at Massey...they snuff more people than BP

and Halliburton put together. One of their methane explosions would make a good GOPer out of the decider. I was always hoping that the shit-ass in chimp would hit a pocket of methane in his nose that would make his noodle go boom.

If the GOPers have their way every job in the country will be scab.

[damntexdem]

8. I'm not convinced that he learned even that.

And think about it: it might actually be better were one to chew ones fingernails BEFORE scratching ones ass.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. He got everything else wrong...

I figure he had that in the wrong order too.

[cutlassmama]

11. I thought he learned "My Pet Goat" and that was ot

[Hubert Flottz]

14. I think he was having an affair with that goat and had to study up

to find out how to arouse it.

[unblock]

15. scary things happen when read book. no read book no more!