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mrmpa (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:52 PM Original message |
What is it with men and toilet seats? |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
1. What is it with women and toilet seats? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:12 PM Response to Reply #1 |
13. You'd think they'd figure out how to check the place they're planning to sit down on after getting.. |
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Cresent City Kid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:37 PM Response to Reply #13 |
70. I used to think that way |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 12:24 AM Response to Reply #70 |
81. I suppose the smarter sex has to look after the weaker sex by putting their seat down for them. nt |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 12:26 AM Response to Reply #81 |
82. That must be it, yes. |
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WatsonT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:37 AM Response to Reply #70 |
88. Would it then be acceptable for a man at 3am to not check |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 10:00 AM Response to Reply #13 |
98. No shit! Just put the damn seat down and shut the hell up! |
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sammytko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:46 PM Response to Reply #1 |
36. I agree! n/t |
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Liquorice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
51. A woman never has a need to lift up a toilet seat; it is always down. Men need the toilet seat |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:24 PM Response to Reply #1 |
65. So the Dems need to cut spending and raise revenues and the Reps need to cut spending. |
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safeinOhio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'm a man and hate when |
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Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:58 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Many men also seem to have a fear of urinals, which explains the puddles |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:00 PM Response to Reply #4 |
49. One drip from dozens of guys will add up. My favorite place is the urinals in movie theaters... |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. Why don't you just have a seat, any seat, pick one..... |
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Webster Green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
5. Speaking of toilet seat lids and levity... |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:28 PM Response to Reply #5 |
24. LOL, yeah that happened to me ... BAM thought I was |
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Webster Green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:51 PM Response to Reply #5 |
41. That friggin' thing could give someone a heart attack. |
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MuseRider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
6. Put in a urinal. |
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TheMadMonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:09 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Under. Doesn't snag on protruding screw heads. /nt |
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MuseRider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:26 PM Response to Reply #8 |
20. I was an under kinda woman |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:09 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Like the whole bathroom fixture? |
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MuseRider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:27 PM Response to Reply #10 |
22. It is just a little urinal |
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provis99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
7. don't worry; I never put the toilet seat up. |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:57 PM Response to Reply #7 |
47. I did that when I was 5. Years old. Then I had to go potty and sat in my own urine. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
9. And while we're on the subject of things in the bathroom...... |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:10 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Please tell me A is the wrong way... |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:20 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. I think it must be gender-based. |
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Raine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:38 PM Response to Reply #11 |
31. I gotta go with A so does my boyfriend |
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madamesilverspurs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:48 PM Response to Reply #11 |
38. A is the right way |
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sorcrow (68 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:48 PM Response to Reply #11 |
39. A is the right way!* |
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Drahthaardogs (482 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:37 PM Response to Reply #11 |
69. You guys have it made |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 12:23 AM Response to Reply #11 |
80. A is difinitely wrong and illogical. |
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PADemD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 09:39 AM Response to Reply #9 |
94. Over/Under |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
12. Toilet seats are equal opportunity touchees in my house |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
14. I don't know why some women can't put the toilet seat back up. |
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TheMadMonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
15. Ladies. Gravity is on your side. |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
34. Whoa, heh, you've come prepared. |
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TheMadMonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:22 PM Response to Reply #34 |
63. Of which I see a couple of dozen a night. |
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Codeine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
16. One could ask why the ladies don't just leave it up. |
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JI7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:51 PM Response to Reply #16 |
40. because guys put it down to take a crap |
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Quixote1818 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:40 PM Response to Reply #40 |
72. But men only lift it up to take a pee. If they took a crap it would already be down. nt |
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NutmegYankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
17. What is it with women and toilet seats? |
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shanti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 12:36 AM Response to Reply #17 |
83. believe me |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
19. For years the toilet in the main bathroom was booby-trapped... |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:32 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. An after sex piss could go anywhere. |
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NutmegYankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:36 PM Response to Reply #26 |
30. Ain't that the truth! nt |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:07 PM Response to Reply #26 |
54. Believe me...these weren't after sex pisses... |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:13 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth! |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:18 PM Response to Reply #57 |
60. Well I'll have to keep a closer eye on my male guests, then... |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:28 PM Response to Reply #60 |
67. Some men don't hold onto their thing when they piss. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:58 AM Response to Reply #67 |
92. What the hell are they doing? |
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madamesilverspurs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:54 PM Response to Reply #19 |
43. But he's sooooooo proud |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:11 PM Original message |
Hah. Even I can do that! |
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Fearless (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
21. Equal rights suggests that each person should put it the way they want it. n/t |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
23. He should have pissed while he was still in the shower. |
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mrmpa (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:33 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. No, no, no........ |
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WatsonT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:38 AM Response to Reply #27 |
89. Urine is sterile unless he has a bladder infection |
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Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
25. I don't think it's the mans responsibilty to lower the toilet seat. |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:40 PM Response to Reply #25 |
32. Naw, the toliet top should be lowered before flushing, so everyone should lower it. |
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LuvNewcastle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:46 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. I usually do the same. |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:54 PM Response to Reply #37 |
44. Yep, Mythbusters did a test by putting paper over the seat. Particles go *everywhere*. |
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Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:53 PM Response to Reply #32 |
42. Oh you mean to keep aerosolized fecal coliform off the toothbrushes? |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:55 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. *nods* |
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Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 11:25 PM Response to Reply #45 |
76. I'm pretty sure the mythbusters busted this one. |
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Scout (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:11 PM Response to Reply #32 |
56. that's the rule at our house ... everybody puts the ring and the lid DOWN. |
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Raschel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:39 PM Response to Reply #32 |
71. Yes! Close the lid people! Those germs are flying around like mad when you flush! |
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sense (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
28. The seat belongs down for both parties to |
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upi402 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
29. women always forget to put it back up |
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LuvNewcastle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
33. I always check the toilet before I use it. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
35. Hell, they should just be glad I even make it to the bathroom. |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:56 PM Response to Reply #35 |
46. Haha, that's was good. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:29 PM Response to Reply #46 |
68. I made a rule long ago never to be with anyone who gets upset over trivialities. |
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zappaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
48. I can never figure out why women can't figure out how to put the toilet seat back up! n/t |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:04 PM Response to Reply #48 |
53. I grew up with brothers and when I learned sitting in urine was nasty, I always put the seat up... |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
50. I'm female and have no problem with the toilet seat |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
52. In all my years as a man, I've never got my arse wet while sitting on a toilet. |
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WillyT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
55. Me And My Pit Bull Left The Toilet Seat Up At An Olive Garden One Day... |
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:18 PM Response to Reply #55 |
61. I KNEW someone was going to go here....... |
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cliffordu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
58. I'm man enough to sit when I pee. Read a little. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:20 PM Response to Reply #58 |
62. Yeah, Mr Pip sits too... |
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FLPanhandle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
59. Women bothered by this need to get a sailor |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:24 PM Response to Reply #59 |
64. Hahahahahah!!!! OK I complained up above |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 09:42 AM Response to Reply #64 |
95. Recommendation: Check your screen doors. No, seriously. |
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yawnmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
66. be careful what you wish for. Demand the toilet seat down and you are going to get... |
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cbdo2007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
73. I'm a guy and am totally grossed out by guys standing up to piss in toilets. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:48 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. I just pee into the sink, shower, or tub. |
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Kingofalldems (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-11 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
74. At least you know he picked it up before going |
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RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
77. There was a study down on this very topic. |
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rufus dog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
78. was there piss on your toilet seat? |
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DCBob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
79. Funny twist on this.. |
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johnaries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
84. My reply to the statement "I almost fell in!" |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
85. I have a wife and three daughters. The seats are ALWAYS down. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
86. I Not Only Put The Seat Down. . . |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:53 AM Response to Reply #86 |
91. Keeping the lid down |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 09:01 AM Response to Reply #91 |
93. I Hadn't Thought Of That |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
87. What is it with women always leaving the toilet seat down? n/t |
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WatsonT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 08:39 AM Response to Original message |
90. Adults of either gender should be able to figure this out |
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Township75 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
96. I always put it down, so I can piss all over it. |
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Broderick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
97. I use to have a big sign above my toilet for humor that read |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
99. exactly. |
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ensho (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-11 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
100. and men splash pee everywhere and don't wipe it up |
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