Who expects Cheney to crawl out of his basement hole

[malaise]

within hours?

[TBF]

1. Why? Do they need another tape of the Taliban doing something ...

I've been swearing for years that he makes those in his basement.

:D

[AndyTiedye]

2. The Cheney Never Crawls. He's Got One of those Lift Things in the Floor

that bears him up from Down Below when he chooses to make himself visible to the public.

[malaise]

6. Getting up off the floor

Spitting coffee :rofl:

[donquijoterocket]

7. kind of like

The voodoo priest from the James Bond film Live and Let Die, only more evil and not as good looking?
Much as I dislike saying I'd celebrate another humans death when other priorities Deadeye Dickless shuffles off this mortal etc. I doubt I'll be grieving too much and suppose I could rationalize it by saying I'm not celebrating his death but the improvement of the world by his absence.

[AndyTiedye]

8. This Came Through a Time-Warp

And when the evil Cheney was finally brought to justice, special measures were required

[Drale]

3. It will be a couple days,

it takes a while to unfreeze someone without killing them outright.

[Marie Marie]

4. Yes, followed by the old "CLEAR!" and then the "Booooofff" of the electric defibrillator paddles.

Then just sit back and wait for the sneer to signal that he's back.

[Skink]

5. this time hopefully they won't lose a helicopter.

[stubtoe]

9. Why - because he wasn't consulted on the oil release?

:rofl:

[Atman]

10. He reminds me of the wheelchair guy in "Nightmare Before Christmas."

Lifting his skull cap to scratch his brain.

.