The Rules of BACON!

[bvar22]

Graphic borrowed from somethingofthatilk.com

http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/index.php?id=219#comic

My wife, Starkraven, a member of DU since 2004,
and a daily lurker with a grand total of 41 posts,
asked me to post this for her!
She doesn't ask for much in our relationship,
so when she does, I am happy to oblige,
especially for something like this.

[JanMichael]

1. Lounge? nt.

[Snoutport]

2. Are you putting down bacon?

[JanMichael]

4. I don't put down pigs. Bacon is a product that I can't stand.

The smell is sickening.

[bvar22]

3. Lounge?

Whats that?

[JanMichael]

6. This thing...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=105

Or a place outside on the porch without access to a computer or smart phone.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. +1 (although it was entertaining)

[babsbunny]

11. no, it's bacon.........

[Brother Buzz]

7. The NUMBER ONE bacon rule:

Never, ever, fry bacon in the nude.

[JanMichael]

9. That's actually a good idea for pigs.

It would save more pigs and destroy factory farming if more people lost their reproductive organs from flying bacon grease.

I am all for naked frying of bacon!

[bbinacan]

12. Then go give it a shot.

I love Bacon!!!!!

[Lucinda]

8. The bacon eaters in my home applaud your post.

:)

[bluerum]

10. I believe that most of those rules apply to pepperoni as well.

[bbinacan]

14. I agree. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

13. Awesomeness

Snagged and recced.

[cascadiance]

15. Where's the Six Degrees of separation with Kevin Bacon?...

where everyone's within six handshakes of Kevin Bacon on earth or a few variants off of that?

[SidDithers]

16. Who's awesome?...

You're awesome.

Sid

[MissMarple]

17. Bacon Bacon, Bacon!

If this was in the Lounge, many of us would miss it. this is just too good. We all need a bit of Lounge therapy sometimes. It's not just for Lounge dwellers. Honestly!