What happens when you make a timeline of all the "history" related things Glenn Beck has said

[ck4829]

Nope, this isn't a joke that Media Matters made up, it's from things that Glenn Beck has actually said. Read and know the horror that people actually watch this guy. All humor is unintentional.

6,000 BC: God creates entire planet just for America.

1797: George Washington completes his term as America's first evangelical president.

1895: Small group of British socialists invent American progressivism.

December 11, 1941: America goes to war with its economic idol, Benito Mussolini.

1983: Federal spending as percentage of GDP hits unsustainable 23 percent. No historical record exists of who was president at the time.

August 28, 2010: Geese fly over people talking on National Mall, country saved.

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August 28, 2110: America celebrates Becksgiving centennial on 100th anniversary of country's corner-turning.

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201010190025

[LuvNewcastle]

1. Bachmann/Beck 2012

n/t

[blogslut]

2. Love the timeline!

Thanks for posting this. :)

[ck4829]

3. Sorry about that, I was a little perplexed on it though when it's all single lines

So, I'll just cut it down to some of the best parts over the centuries.

[JBoy]

4. K&R. These are hilarious!