Let's toss a couple virgins in a volcano to see if we can stop this thing

[tularetom]

Isn't that how they used to appease god back in the day?

How about rush limbaugh for starters?

[HopeHoops]

1. Damn. You'd need a fucking CRANE to accomplish THAT one.

As for the virgins, I don't think that's appropriate. Blow-hard idiots like Limbaugh are fine if you can find a way to do it.

[vandelay]

4. Just asked my mom, a fan of his. He weighs 230 lbs.

[HopeHoops]

7. Um, right. I'm sure she heard him say that on the radio - just as reliable as ALL of his *facts*.

[vandelay]

8. It was on his medical records someone released when he had his drug problem.

She has a picture of herself with him at some event a year ago. I would say 230 is about right.

[HopeHoops]

9. That's just the weight of the ass on his shoulders.

[riverwalker]

2. Rush is not a virgin

besides, he would just get stuck in the volcano like a big festering blackhead on the face of planet earth. eewwww

[HopeHoops]

3. You don't think he's a virgin?

How the fuck is he going to FIND his dinky? Besides, he's so strung out on drugs he probably couldn't get a boner anyway.

[liberal N proud]

10. No, but he might just be enough to plug the volcano

[cynatnite]

5. I don't know...it might piss god off if we tossed him Limpballs. n/t

[Demoiselle]

6. Yeah...the volcano would spit him back in righteous fury..

(Yuck! Ptooey!) I kinda like the image.

[Tesha]

11. Does one have to be named Joe?

And does the other have to look like Meg Ryan?

Tesha

[tularetom]

12. I forgot about that movie

It was one of those "so stupid it's funny" things you have to laugh at.

Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Lloyd Bridges, right?

[Tesha]

14. Right! But don't forget Abe Vigoda ("Fish" from "Barney Miller")!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099892/

[EFerrari]

13. Virgins are so hard to ship, though.

We'd be better off with used cars, recliners and habachis.

[Tesha]

15. They often go bad if shipped; it's the seamen. (NT)