Holy shite Camping says the destruction will last five months

[malaise]

and there is no possibility of being wrong.
David Corn says judgement day is good for Newt!! :rofl:

It all starts at 6.00am wherever you are - cancel the time zones. :rofl:

[Angry Dragon]

1. He must be having a great deal of trouble reading the Bible.

[RKP5637]

2. Damn, I thought it started at 6PM Sat. I gotta change my flight reservations. n/t

[boppers]

4. It's at 6pm. Supposed to start at the international date line.

Because God cares about how humans track time, of course.

[RKP5637]

8. I hope the videos of it are good! n/t

[AmericaIsGreat]

3. Yeah this is a big mixup for people

The world will end on October 21st. Saturday is just the Rapture followed by 5 months of certain people floating up to Heaven and everyone else being destroyed in various ways.

Now, why it will take 5 months as opposed to, say, 1 second, which God is perfectly capable of making happen, I don't know, but that's the claim. lol

[boppers]

5. Well, God could do it in a second...

But the clerks who work in the intake department would be totally swamped, and they're not gods, only angels, and they're already pissed off about working the extra shifts and mandatory overtime.

[RKP5637]

10. And they're running Windoze rather than Linux, so they know they're gonna get system crashes!

:rofl:

[Salviati]

6. How about in Arizona?

Does the rapture respect local observation or non-observation of DST? Come on people, this is IMPORTANT! Who's in charge of this thing anyway?

[Stevenmarc]

7. 5 Months jeeez it's like a deli...., Now Serving 1,362,452

[montanto]

9. So, can we expect a statistically significant

increase in people being whisked off to their eternal reward starting tomorrow, or will some of the first to go be the ones who are already dead and therefore a.) easier for god to get at to judge, and b.) invisible to our statistics? I suspect that there is something not quite right about Camping's predictions, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[StarburstClock]

11. I bet BatBoy will survive cause he lives in a cave in WV!

Then we'll have a BatBoy/mutant race that takes over the planet!

[Journeyman]

12. Now might be a good time to switch back to the Julian Calendar. . .

gain myself an extra two weeks to put my affairs in order.

[Gin]

14. since I haven't been good enough to be raptured and will have to

stay behind....goodbye to all the folks going up....have a safe trip...and one last thing...can I have your stuff?

gin/still earthbound

[xfundy]

13. Big deal. The Bush Error lasted 8 years.