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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-11 06:36 PM
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Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex.
http://www.southernfriedscience.com/?p=10369

Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex.
By Southern Fried Scientist, on May 11th, 2011


Question: If your elected officials fail basic taxonomy, promote anti-science curriculum, and consistently attempt to undermine the fundamental unpinning of all biology, what happens when they start trying to legislate from this flawed view of reality?

The answer is this poorly-worded miasma of a law recently passed in Florida, which presumably was designed to prevent bestiality and promote animal welfare, but which has actually made it illegal, effective October 1, 2011, for anyone to have sex in Florida.

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.



I have constructed this helpful little graphic for the Florida Legislature to examine:



So if youre living in Florida on October 1, 2011 and would like to have sexual intercourse with a consenting adult, please check with your veterinarian or local livestock breeder first to make sure you abide by accepted animal husbandry practices, conformation judging practices, or accepted veterinary medical practices.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-11 06:42 PM
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1. No problem. I've got my "Sweetheart" to keep me company.
Actually...She's rather Creepy.

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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-11 06:48 PM
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3. Be careful so you do not poke your eye out.........
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-11 06:45 PM
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2. It should always be against the law for the Regressive Party to breed
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