Imagine These Two in the white House

[dynasaw]

[Richardo]

1. It's that Laura Bush 1,000 yard stare

I miss it so. :cry:

[kick-ass-bob]

7. That is uncanny.

Do they have schools for this stuff?

[Mira]

53. LOL - DUzy - what a response.

[Adsos Letter]

2. Good Lord! She's a Barn Owl!! n/t

[FSogol]

13. +1 ROFL. n/t

[hootinholler]

16. Please stop insulting owls!

They are near to my heart.

-Hoot

[tomm2thumbs]

19. that's a DUzy!

bwahahahha

I would have said 'that's a hoot' but --

[Gidney N Cloyd]

33. Fembot. They come in pairs, too...

[marions ghost]

41. !!!

:rofl:

[jpak]

48. !

:rofl:

[Fuzz]

59. Haven't you heard? The bird bird bird bird is the word! And Newt looks like he just ate a canary.

[calimary]

3. She might want it - one way to ensure her marriage stays secure for at least four years.

Because as much of a schmuck as he is, he'd likely hold off throwing her over for another "secretary" or "aide" til after his term was over. Even he wouldn't want the messy divorce at least while he was in the White House.

[Myrina]

4. Stepford wife extraordinaire!

Which year's model is she? 'Bout time for ol Newtie to get another ...

[sufrommich]

5. Is that a robot he's standing next to? nt

[Blue Owl]

6. Hey is that the Fourth Lady or the Runaway Bride?

n/t

[RKP5637]

8. Is that ghoulish or what! n/t

[Turbineguy]

9. What is she looking at?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8w6Gc0tRmHhXUGdWwy-kNwDGnaOnEiDfWPN5QqKgywOPwNQTAPA

[jorno67]

12. She spotted a field mouse 1/4 mile away...

[sufrommich]

14. lol. nt

[damntexdem]

10. Which one is the space alien?

And which one just a space case?

;-)

But, no thank you, I don't wish to abuse my imagination in the way suggested.

[lpbk2713]

11. Someone got in to OxyRush's stash.

:eyes:


... and PimpleButt is gonna be pissed.


:rofl:

[malaise]

15. Jebus fugging Krist

Next time put a graphic warning. That woman looks like the runaway bride :rofl:

[sakabatou]

17. Speed is a horrible drug...

:hide::yoiks:

[asjr]

18. Old Barbie?

[marions ghost]

40. Botox Barbie

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

20. This woman is going to turn 60 years old this year and she puts all these GOP women to shame

Dr. Jill Biden just allows nature to take it's course but you can tell she's taken good care of herself. I was shocked to find out that Dr. Biden is actually older than Cindy McCain, another GOP woman overstretched.

I realize there are reasons why women have plastic surgery, maybe in 10 years I might want it. But it's one thing to do it once in awhile and other to make it your lifestyle.

[JuniperLea]

32. She's amazing...

When you are happy, the natural lines that form in your face accentuate the happiness.

When you are mean and unhappy, you become a hideous crone... perhaps we should be thanking those other women for not showing their true faces... or thanking their surgeons!

:rofl:

[JI7]

44. if she got botox or some other plastic surgery thing to try to look younger

i bet she would end up looking older and not nearly as attractive as she is now.

too many times people try to get all these procedures to try to look better but they end up looking worse.

a few wrinkles look a lot better than a stretched out face.

[Bake]

46. Are you serious??? Sixty???

She looks damn good for any age!

Now we know why Joe is frequently smiling!

Bake

[tallahasseedem]

56. She is so beautiful!

All natural I bet!

[hifiguy]

58. Joe is one lucky man

Just sayin' :)

[DeSwiss]

21. ...

[madmom]

22. What was the drug southern "ladies" used to take for the vapors? I think

she ODed.

[hifiguy]

23. Clearly that creature standing next to the PigLizardMan

is a product of Disney's animatronic workshop. There can NOT be a human being that actually looks like that. :scared::yoiks:

[lpbk2713]

25. Oh I don't know about that ...

:eyes:

[hifiguy]

28. The expression on Charles' face is priceless.

"GET

ME

THE

FUCK

OUT OF HERE!

NOW!!!



Newtie's fembot is still scarier, though.

[marions ghost]

45. thanks for that reminder...

:rofl:

[Puzzler]

24. That "stare" look is from plastic surgery.

[marmar]

26. That would be wife No. what?

nt

[JoePhilly]

27. Michelle Bachmann and Kathern Harris have that same glazed stare.

And a Stepford wife for comparison ...

[hifiguy]

29. Bachmann looks utterly vacant in that pic.

A robot whose programming has terminally glitched.

Harris looks more the way I imagine Erszebet Bathory looked when presented with a new victim. The absolute-zero-degrees heart of darkness deathstare.

[JuniperLea]

31. The lights are on but nobody's home!

Scary shit!

[JuniperLea]

30. JESUS GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Please don't make me imagine that! Please! My brain hurts!

She is effing scary! Oh, her freaky eyes aren't so bad, not nearly as bad as her taste in men! EW!!!!

[uppityperson]

34. I didn't know she had Graves Disease. Hope it doesn't get worse

[AsahinaKimi]

35. I thought all Republican women had that look..

That behind this face, there is absolutely nothing ..blank stare with big (CREEPY) smile..

[notadmblnd]

36. She has that same pickled look on her face as our previous first lady.

Is it drugs or is it plastic surgery?

[truebrit71]

37. Holy fuck!!! Did Newt just goose her before that was taken...

..or does she always do the 'crazy-eyes' bit???

[spanone]

38. please, i cannot imagine that for one second

[TTUBatfan2008]

39. It's a Stepford Wife!

Yikes. :wow:

[dana_b]

42. Madame Tussaud did a GREAT job!

brava!

[Aerows]

43. What is she high on?

My god.

[fascisthunter]

60. right?!

there's a picture of Bush's wife with the same look on her face:

[Hubert Flottz]

47. Is she trying to fart on Newt?

Or did he just grab her ass?

[polly7]

49. Yikes! I wonder if she's seen this picture? nt.

[GoCubsGo]

50. I cannot.

The thought of those two living in the White House makes me want to slit my wrists.

[Change Happens]

51. OMG! Please post a warning first....

[Quantess]

52. Eyelid lift gone wrong, is my guess.

[IcyPeas]

54. poor thing, she lives with a newt after all

[tallahasseedem]

55. My word!

Put a warning on this topic!

[fascisthunter]

57. another drugged out right wing Haus Frau

Fucking insane looking.