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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:36 PM
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Ford Heights man kept alligator in home to attract women, police say
It was for the chicks.

That’s the explanation a Ford Heights man had for keeping a dangerous four-foot alligator in his home, authorities said.

Dewayne Yarbrough, 43, allegedly kept the gator in a small tank and only fed it once a month — a meal of 10 live mice — to keep it svelte. “He stated that he kept the alligator as a pet because it attracted women,” the Cook County sheriff’s office said.

Yarbrough was charged with a misdemeanor count of possession of a dangerous animal.

more . . . . http://www.suntimes.com/5223012-417/ford-heights-man-kept-alligator-in-home-to-attract-women-police-say.html
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ingac70 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:44 PM
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1. Keep it svelte?
Asshole starving an alligator. Wish it had eaten him.
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:46 PM
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2. Well if he made it into a belt and shoes
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:48 PM
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3. poor gater. Cruelty is cruelty
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Keith Bee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:50 PM
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4. That made me LOL for real!
K&R
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:51 PM
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5. Ladies love to come back to my pad and see the alligator.
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 09:51 PM
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6. well
that would do it for me :sarcasm: :eyes:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 10:16 PM
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8. Single women alert!
LOL
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 10:05 PM
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7. And all that money I spent getting a Lamborghini.
Geez, I don't understand women at all. x(

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