Christwire: As Egypt Descends in Chaos, Should Sarah Palin Support a US-Led Invasion?

[TheBigotBasher]

Three imaginary raptures

Governor Palin needs to speak out publicly and forcibly for an American-led invasion to protect our interests in North Africa. As the largest recipient of foreign aid next to Israel, the United States has a tremendous investment in keeping Egypt stable and relatively terrorist-free. There are many sympathizers on the ground who have not been able to express their allegiance to democracy and freedom for fear of repression by the rioters. The Governor could become the center of their rallying cries. Upon her direction, other Western nations are sure to join us. This is the pressure Obama needs to act. With the recent ascent of the Tea Party in the House and Senate, this decision would certainly gain Congressional support. Do we truly need another 84 million enemies of Christianity? Sarah Palin can head off this possibility in Egypt if she moves swiftly.

http://christwire.org/2011/01/as-egypt-descends-in-chaos-should-sarah-palin-support-a-us-led-invasion/





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[Mz Pip]

1. Put her on a camel

and let her have at it.

[Jamastiene]

4. I can actually picture that.

Freaking hilarious!

:rofl:

[treestar]

2. She can't see Egypt from her house. It must not exist.

Anyway, it is full of America-hating Muslims. :sarcasm:

[sasha031]

3. sounds like something from the Onion

but nope, they are for real:wow:

[Brother Buzz]

14. Just like the Onion, they are for real

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[TomClash]

5. Oh, come on. She'll think the pyramids

replicate Cleopatra's breasts.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. are "big triangley thingies that grow on the beach with no ocean nearby"

[TomClash]

8. Even better nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

Her makeup looks like sheetrock compound

WTF is with that?

[AtomicKitten]

6. giddyup

[RichGirl]

9. WOW....

I actually feel sorry for who ever wrote that. And embarassed.

Palin couldn't organize a tupperware party without her advisors.

[TheBigotBasher]

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[muriel_volestrangler]

10. Investigative Journalist and Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer

Surely Billings is really Palin herself! No-one apart from the Blessed Sarah is that versatile ...

[Demoiselle]

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[DCKit]

13. She needs to lead the invasion... then get lost in some desert for 40 years.

Think of the stories they'd have to tell about her!

[Amimnoch]

15. Sarah Palin? She thinks Africa is a country.

Considering she thinks Africa is a country instead of a continent, I'm guessing she wouldn't even know where Egypt is.. Heck, I can almost hear her saying some crap about us having to support or invade Egypt because we have to help ensure America's interests in Latin America.

[laylah]

16. Actually, she should just

STFU...just sayin'. :evilgrin:

Jenn

[JVS]

17. US led, no. Independent leader of the teabagger egyptian freedom crusade, definitely.