If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?

[zulchzulu]

Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?

Let's just say karma kicks in... what would you choose to show his passing into Hell?

Bloody Irishman
8 Oz beer
4 Oz tomato juice
Dash of Tabasco

Irish Coffee
1 1/2 Oz of Jameson, or other Irish Whiskey
5 Oz of steaming hot coffee
Fresh whipped cream

Hemingway Daiquiri
1.5 Oz light rum
1/4 Oz maraschino liqueur
3/4 Oz lime juice
1/4 Oz grapefruit juice

Metropolitan
1.5 Oz Brandy
1 Oz Sweet Vermouth
Splash Simple Syrup
2 Dashes Angostura bitters

The Biff
2 Oz Bailey's Irish Cream
A Dash of Chivas Regal

Grey Goose Le Citron Caipirosca
1 1/4 parts Grey Goose Le Citron Vodka
1 part simple syrup or 1 Tsp Sugar
1 small lime cut into eighths
A splash of soda

Mimosa Punch
12 Oz thawed orange juice concentrate
1 Liter club soda
1.5 Whole bottles of sparkling wine

[jody]

1. Whether Cheney lives or dies doesn't matter, evil will be with us always. n/t

[CoffeeCat]

2. Many are talking about Cheney as if...

...his medical condition is bad. It doesn't sound that serious. He went
in for chest pains, and is "resting comfortably".

This doesn't sound that bad, considering that he goes to the hospital at least once a year.

I guess I was hoping that it was bad...but I'm not finding anything that confirms dire
news, in the media.

If anyone knows anything positive (about his condition being dire) please pass it along.

[DebbieCDC]

4. I wouldn't expect the media to tell the truth about ANYTHING

The fact that Darth is in the hospital is fine by me. They're probably out looking for someone who matches his tissue type, blood type, etc. so they can sneak in a transplant.

I hope the damn Grim Reaper is sharpening his scythe.

[ChicagoSuz219]

12. He's fine...

...I think the chest pains were brought on by Scott Brown's YES vote... ;-)

[rsmith6621]

3. Better Watch Out For Agent Tony

...from the Secret Service near your hometown...

[zulchzulu]

5. Cheney is trying to bring the US down vs me making a joke about drinking to his passing

I would venture to guess that even the FBI and CIA, who Cheney thinks aren't doing their job, would perhaps want to put something on ice in the fridge in case the chickenhawk's heart finally goes the way of PNAC.

Jus' sayin'...

:hi:

[Arkana]

6. Hire a midget to dance on his grave and sing "Ding Dong Dicko's Dead".

[zulchzulu]

7. The midget would have to choose to drink something before the performance

I'm think some Miller Genuine Draft...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

39. A short beer?

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

[onehandle]

8. The Grey Goose drink sounds excellent. And a French brand to boot. nt

[zulchzulu]

9. Ah.. a photo we can all drink a toast to!

This is before my dog took a big fucking shit.

[yurbud]

10. ask how anyone could tell he's dead. He's already stone cold and has no pulse

[jillan]

11. I would just say "Enjoy Hell, you asshole" and then

have a drink.

[lapfog_1]

13. Another gallon of gatorade.

Oops, better make it two... if his daughter Liz is at his grave, I won't restrain myself from peeing on her leg too.

[stevenleser]

14. A better question is, who would take up the job of taking a stake and mallot to his corpse? (n/t)

[BlueIris]

15. Hemingway Daiquiri.

Which is really saying something, as I haven't hard liquor since the last century.

[xfundy]

16. Where are other options?

like:

Feed the kids, take them off to gubmint schools to be indoctrinated into socialist nonsense.

Feed the kids, take them off to gubmint schools to be indoctrinated into socialist nonsense, with a breakfast paid for by taxpayers.

Feed the kids, take them off to "religious" schools to be indoctrinated into creationist nonsense, where they eat and drink the blood and flesh of jesus.

Grab the kids, force them into the car, take them off to "voucher" schools that promise to make them "good" and feed them, but, as in religious schools, the only things they'll get to eat all day are "the flesh of jesus" washed down with "the blood of jesus." Yet taxpayers still pay for this indocrination.

Or, for the childless, Just have another day, secure in the knowledge that even though there's no hell, sometimes there oughta be.

Or any combination of the above.

[PurityOfEssence]

17. I'll just take a moment and listen to the Munchkins sing...

that's all...

[ChairmanAgnostic]

18. your irish coffee has the portions reversed.

it is supposed to be 1.5 oz of coffee.

[formercia]

19. Cheney won't pass away

until there are no souls left to send to Hell.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

20. I would request that his original Tatooinian birth certicficate be made public.

[maxsolomon]

21. there is no hell in buddhism

he will be reborn - hopefully restarting as plankton

[CTyankee]

22. This is bad karma, folks.

He's done his worst. He can't live that much longer. My guess is the best he can hope for is for the Big One to come in the night while he sleeps and Lynne wakes up to a corpse next to her in the bed...

[Jennicut]

23. Now that is creepy....

a dead Dick Cheney, in your bed.:scared:

[CTyankee]

24. Isn't it? But, you know, it does happen. My former boss, a very nice lady BTW,

had exactly that situation. Her husband died of an abdominal aneurism in his sleep (!) and she woke up next to him to find him still and lifeless. She told me that she knew instantly that he was dead. He was only 64 but had had some health problems.

If that happens to Cheney it'll be great for him. Not so good for Lynne, I'd say...

[Jennicut]

25. Well, it is a peaceful way for a person to die. But kind of icky

for the live person in the bed. Couldn't happen to a better person then Lynne Cheney. }(

[CTyankee]

28. And she's getting off easy.

A very good friend of mine had a terrible situation when her 50 yr. old husband was struck by a car while jogging. The drs. at Yale New Haven Hospital saved his life but his tbi was so severe he was in a nursing home, chronically getting infections and being rushed back and forth to Yale NHH until my friend said "Enough." They didn't treat his last infection and he died peacefully (after over 3 years of lingering). How she went thru that without losing her mind I just don't know...

[donheld]

35. How can anyone talk about Karma and Dick Cheney with a straight face?

When did Dickie's karma come to haunt him

[Chef Eric]

26. I will go to the corner bar and buy everybody a beer. nt

[Blue_Tires]

27. nothing... there will still be too much work to do righting the wrongs...

[damonm]

29. As to what I would DO...

-Dance my Happy Dance
-Sing "Ding, Dong, the Witch Is Dead" at the top of my lungs.

[Jack Rabbit]

30. Since booze and anti-depressants aren't a good mix

I'll just say, "Ah, shucks, he cheated the hangman."

[MyOwnPeace]

31. A Toast...............

I've got a 6-pack waiting to mark the moment:

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/arrogant-bastard-ale/1315/

(can you name one more appropriate????)

:toast: :toast: :toast:

[MrSlayer]

32. Lament the fact that he won the game.

Hate him or despise him, you have to admit that Dick Cheney won the game. His family is financially set for generations, he held the highest possible world power and did what he wanted without repercussions. Carlo Gambino couldn't have done it better.

[old mark]

33. Nixon died on my birthday. I went right out and bought a case of beer, went

to a friend's house and drank beer and smoked weed till early AM.

I don't do any of those things any more, but I'm sure I could find a way to celebrate.


mark

[Dulcinea]

34. Cheney is one of the undead.

I'm not holding my breath.

[era veteran]

36. Be first in line to piss on his grave

[uberllama42]

37. I try not to celebrate the misfortune of others

Whether I think they are good people or not.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

38. None of the above....

I want to be perfectly sober so that I can, with a completely clear head, enjoy and savor the moment.

Then a Manhattan while dancing on the fucker's grave.

[JohnnyBoots]

40. He's been dead for decades. Pretty sure he is undead hellspawn.

The only way to take him out is a wooden stake in the heart and about 50 rounds of silver bullets. Then cut off his head and stuff it with holy wafers. Even then its a maybe.