Maybe it's time to replace the handshake with the junk grab.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Since the origin of the handshake was an offer of peace by showing there were no weapons in your hand I can't think of anything that might be better than the junk grab. Once again it would be an offering of peace only modernizing it would show that you don't have any bombs in your junk. I can picture it now. All the leaders of the world when they are at a formal meeting all grabbing each others junk. What a photo op.
It's as simple as changing a cultural tradition. All those crazy privacy issue would disappear.

[Bunny]

1. Okay, this cracked me up.

:rofl: But I don't want random people grabbing my guy's junk, so I'm going to vote: No.

[Fumesucker]

2. Some of them are already working on it..

[LaurenG]

3. Gently now

:rofl:

[Bonhomme Richard]

4. Really now. I'm sereeus.

[Ikonoklast]

5. This is waaay better, and more to the point:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-march-1-2007/cock-punch

[JuniperLea]

6. Sniffing, doggy style...

I want a robotic dog that sniffs crotches, shoes, boobs, etc., for bombs. Fido!

[valerief]

7. Women should go back to wearing Kotex pads. nt

[Bonhomme Richard]

8. This could be hugh or maybe not. n/t

[LWolf]

9. The world leaders get to go first.

After the masses see it on FOX, CNN, etc., it will spread like an std.

[Bonhomme Richard]

10. Now I'm laughing. n/t

[AsahinaKimi]

11. No thank you

I prefer greeting in my traditional way. Yoroshiku!