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GSLevel9 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:27 PM
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We're just ONE ceramic anus bomb away from mandatory cavity exams.
just sayin'...
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:29 PM
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1. That would make a great title for the next Guns & Roses album.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:37 PM
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8. Nah. Band name. -nt
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:54 PM
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11. Butthole Surfers...eom
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NuclearDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 03:21 PM
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16. I don't see that album selling particularly well
GUNS N ROSES PRESENTS

CERAMIC ANUS BOMB, IN STORES TUESDAY!
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:30 PM
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2. Would that be a gas weapon?
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:30 PM
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3. Maybe already there...?
How about when a woman goes through the scanner, and they see "something" in her vagina, when all it really is is just a contraceptive NuvaRing or a tampon, or an IUD of some kind and its string? Thne what happens? Have been wondering about this already.
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GSLevel9 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:32 PM
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4. lol... I don't know the answer.
Edited on Wed Nov-17-10 02:34 PM by GSLevel9
full body x-ray may be the next requirement? Or just say hell with it and return to pre-9/11 standards?
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:42 PM
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9. The scanners can't see anything internal.
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Boudica the Lyoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 03:19 PM
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14. I wonder what the point of them is then,
besides domestic terrorism.. on us. I'd like to see bum sniffing dogs at the airports...I'd feel right at home.
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jeff47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 06:14 PM
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38. They can see through clothes. Not skin. (nt)
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northernlights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-10 07:07 AM
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50. maybe there should be a full MRI scan
finally, single payer health care. x(
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:32 PM
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5. We cannot allow an Anus Bomb Gap
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Lifelong Protester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 10:40 PM
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46. That is tooo funny! Just watched that film last week.
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:35 PM
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6. We need more butt / crotch sniffing dogs! n/t
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:36 PM
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7. One asshole with a bomb.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:50 PM
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10. Explosive testicles.
That's where this ends.
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 10:59 PM
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48. or breast implants
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 02:57 PM
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12. Does anyone have an opinion on the pressure wave effect

...of detonating a rectal sized explosive inside what is largely a gelatinous liquid environment?

As in the classic heroic rescue of "diving on top of the grenade" to save others nearby, I'm wondering if the force of an intra-rectal explosive might not generate an air pressure shock wave sufficient to damage the fuselage of the aircraft.
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MattBaggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:14 PM
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21. Go to lavatory. Remove bomb from anus. Detonate.
So how many of us just got flagged by the FBI?
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:44 PM
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29. You make a good point
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_830

This was a small device of about the same power as you would expect from the device you describe. It made a small hole in the fuselage next to the victim but his remains were not ejected. I viewed the actual crime scene photographs and was involved in the reconstruction of the device for forensic purposes. The body of the victim absorbed almost all of the energy of the blast and was rendered into an unrecognizable bloody mess.
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jeff47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 06:16 PM
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39. Your grenade example is wrong
The deadly effects of a grenade come from the shrapnel, not the explosion. Jumping on the grenade means the shrapnel hits your body instead of spraying the area. The explosion is still quite significant.
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 06:30 PM
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41. Umm.. it was an allusion to a cliche

I do not have any experience with grenades either. I was asking a question. Asking a question is usually an indication that the person doing so is lacking information, and thus requesting further information they do not have.
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Traveling_Home Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 03:17 PM
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13. Already --> "Saudi suicide bomber hid IED in his anal cavity"
http://homelandsecuritynewswire.com/saudi-suicide-bombe...

Also, same bomb maker that did th underpants bomb and the recent printer bomb
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/11/meet-the-bomb-m... /

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avaistheone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 03:20 PM
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15. Best to prepare your children now for their trip to the airport in advance



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sabrina 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 03:31 PM
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17. Yes, that will be the next step unless the public stops them
now. The way to do that is not to fly until they get the message that they work for us and that the public has stated they prefer freedom to a totalitarian state even if there is one chance in .0006% of a terrorist bringing down a plane.

Every day, Americans are killed by other Americans. To keep everyone safe, they need to have these body scanners outside everyone's front door so they can be searched before they leave their homes in the morning.

Or is dying by a terrorist attack, a rare occurrence, more dead than dying by murder by American?

This is about money, not about saving lives. People are far more likely to die in a car accidence, or for lack of Insurance by magnitudes of thousands, than they are by terror attacks.

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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:37 PM
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26. Yep, like our unending wars, a lot of corps. are making huge amounts of
money off this...
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 03:51 PM
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18. "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
Sorry, sorry.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 03:55 PM
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19. Kicked and recommended.
Thanks for the thread, GSLevel9.
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:05 PM
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20. The Bunghole Bomber is not a name I want to hear on the news.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 07:10 PM
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44. Probably more polite than "The Asshole Assassin", though...
:+

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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:22 PM
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22. and a kidney stone bomb away a catheter search
Or maybe they'll just have to squeeze it to make sure the bomb isn't about to pop out.
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Lance_Boyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:25 PM
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23. Technically a rectum bomb. An anus bomb would be a tiny ring. n/t

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GSLevel9 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:56 PM
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30. I stand corrected... lol! nt
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:26 PM
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24. hmmm....since you can make a bomb from fertilizer, and fertilizer can be made from shit...
Aren't we all carrying bomb making materials in our asses?
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:40 PM
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27. Brings a whole new meaning to "blow it out your ass!"
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 05:22 PM
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34. thats a signal to launch a terrorist attack
Where are you? I'm sending homeland security.
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 05:37 PM
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36. In the bathroom! LOL n/t
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 05:52 PM
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37. Now we just need Jack Bauer to diffuse your bomb...
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 07:15 PM
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45. In that case, the next logical step would be...
mandatory enemas.

One added benefit to that would be getting rid of a couple of hundred pounds of extra weight. Less fuel usage, maybe...

:7

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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-10 02:35 PM
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51. that would be a political purge
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:30 PM
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25. that would be a great name for paging pranks: '' Would Ann A. Nussbaum come to the front desk?''
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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:44 PM
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28. A bomb smuggled on board by Goatse could be significant.
Edited on Wed Nov-17-10 04:44 PM by aikoaiko

...just sayin.... ;)

*googling goatse is not safe for most work places or when minors are around.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 04:58 PM
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31. Why don't they just check our urethras while they're examining our anuses?
I mean, who hasn't thought of putting a bomb up their urinary tract?

:eyes:
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8 track mind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 05:03 PM
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32. Greatest headline on DU ever. N/T
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 05:05 PM
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33. ceramic anus bomb
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quaker bill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 05:29 PM
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35. I think I will drive. n/t
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 06:23 PM
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40. Dont tutch the but
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-10 07:02 AM
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49. Ahh...the classics.
:spray:
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 06:37 PM
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42. Well guess what?
If they do, less people will fly. They will give the finger to the Airlines and say, no thanks, we will change our travel plans.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 06:47 PM
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43. To use a George Carlin bit: Preparation H-bomb!!!!
You talk about fallout.... :rofl:
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-10 10:45 PM
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47. Ceramic Anus Bomb.
That is a great band name.
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