We're just ONE ceramic anus bomb away from mandatory cavity exams.

[GSLevel9]

just sayin'...

[Dr. Strange]

1. That would make a great title for the next Guns & Roses album.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Nah. Band name. -nt

[Kolesar]

11. Butthole Surfers...eom

[NuclearDem]

16. I don't see that album selling particularly well

GUNS N ROSES PRESENTS

CERAMIC ANUS BOMB, IN STORES TUESDAY!

[DJ13]

2. Would that be a gas weapon?

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Maybe already there...?

How about when a woman goes through the scanner, and they see "something" in her vagina, when all it really is is just a contraceptive NuvaRing or a tampon, or an IUD of some kind and its string? Thne what happens? Have been wondering about this already.

[GSLevel9]

4. lol... I don't know the answer.

full body x-ray may be the next requirement? Or just say hell with it and return to pre-9/11 standards?

[MineralMan]

9. The scanners can't see anything internal.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

14. I wonder what the point of them is then,

besides domestic terrorism.. on us. I'd like to see bum sniffing dogs at the airports...I'd feel right at home.

[jeff47]

38. They can see through clothes. Not skin. (nt)

[northernlights]

50. maybe there should be a full MRI scan

finally, single payer health care. x(

[slackmaster]

5. We cannot allow an Anus Bomb Gap

[Lifelong Protester]

46. That is tooo funny! Just watched that film last week.

[RKP5637]

6. We need more butt / crotch sniffing dogs! n/t

[Dr.Phool]

7. One asshole with a bomb.

[hunter]

10. Explosive testicles.

That's where this ends.

[eShirl]

48. or breast implants

[jberryhill]

12. Does anyone have an opinion on the pressure wave effect

...of detonating a rectal sized explosive inside what is largely a gelatinous liquid environment?

As in the classic heroic rescue of "diving on top of the grenade" to save others nearby, I'm wondering if the force of an intra-rectal explosive might not generate an air pressure shock wave sufficient to damage the fuselage of the aircraft.

[MattBaggins]

21. Go to lavatory. Remove bomb from anus. Detonate.

So how many of us just got flagged by the FBI?

[formercia]

29. You make a good point

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_830

This was a small device of about the same power as you would expect from the device you describe. It made a small hole in the fuselage next to the victim but his remains were not ejected. I viewed the actual crime scene photographs and was involved in the reconstruction of the device for forensic purposes. The body of the victim absorbed almost all of the energy of the blast and was rendered into an unrecognizable bloody mess.

[jeff47]

39. Your grenade example is wrong

The deadly effects of a grenade come from the shrapnel, not the explosion. Jumping on the grenade means the shrapnel hits your body instead of spraying the area. The explosion is still quite significant.

[jberryhill]

41. Umm.. it was an allusion to a cliche

I do not have any experience with grenades either. I was asking a question. Asking a question is usually an indication that the person doing so is lacking information, and thus requesting further information they do not have.

[Traveling_Home]

13. Already --> "Saudi suicide bomber hid IED in his anal cavity"

http://homelandsecuritynewswire.com/saudi-suicide-bomber-hid-ied-his-anal-cavity

Also, same bomb maker that did th underpants bomb and the recent printer bomb
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/11/meet-the-bomb-maker-the-behind-underpants-printer-attacks/

[avaistheone1]

15. Best to prepare your children now for their trip to the airport in advance

[sabrina 1]

17. Yes, that will be the next step unless the public stops them

now. The way to do that is not to fly until they get the message that they work for us and that the public has stated they prefer freedom to a totalitarian state even if there is one chance in .0006% of a terrorist bringing down a plane.

Every day, Americans are killed by other Americans. To keep everyone safe, they need to have these body scanners outside everyone's front door so they can be searched before they leave their homes in the morning.

Or is dying by a terrorist attack, a rare occurrence, more dead than dying by murder by American?

This is about money, not about saving lives. People are far more likely to die in a car accidence, or for lack of Insurance by magnitudes of thousands, than they are by terror attacks.

[RKP5637]

26. Yep, like our unending wars, a lot of corps. are making huge amounts of

money off this...

[Chulanowa]

18. "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

Sorry, sorry.

[Uncle Joe]

19. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread, GSLevel9.

[callous taoboy]

20. The Bunghole Bomber is not a name I want to hear on the news.

[pipi_k]

44. Probably more polite than "The Asshole Assassin", though...

:+

[yurbud]

22. and a kidney stone bomb away a catheter search

Or maybe they'll just have to squeeze it to make sure the bomb isn't about to pop out.

[Lance_Boyle]

23. Technically a rectum bomb. An anus bomb would be a tiny ring. n/t

[GSLevel9]

30. I stand corrected... lol! nt

[yurbud]

24. hmmm....since you can make a bomb from fertilizer, and fertilizer can be made from shit...

Aren't we all carrying bomb making materials in our asses?

[RKP5637]

27. Brings a whole new meaning to "blow it out your ass!"

[yurbud]

34. thats a signal to launch a terrorist attack

Where are you? I'm sending homeland security.

[RKP5637]

36. In the bathroom! LOL n/t

[yurbud]

37. Now we just need Jack Bauer to diffuse your bomb...

[pipi_k]

45. In that case, the next logical step would be...

mandatory enemas.

One added benefit to that would be getting rid of a couple of hundred pounds of extra weight. Less fuel usage, maybe...

:7

[yurbud]

51. that would be a political purge

[yurbud]

25. that would be a great name for paging pranks: '' Would Ann A. Nussbaum come to the front desk?''

[aikoaiko]

28. A bomb smuggled on board by Goatse could be significant.

...just sayin.... ;)

*googling goatse is not safe for most work places or when minors are around.

[Lucian]

31. Why don't they just check our urethras while they're examining our anuses?

I mean, who hasn't thought of putting a bomb up their urinary tract?

:eyes:

[8 track mind]

32. Greatest headline on DU ever. N/T

[DainBramaged]

33. ceramic anus bomb

[quaker bill]

35. I think I will drive. n/t

[Brother Buzz]

40. Dont tutch the but

[progressoid]

49. Ahh...the classics.

:spray:

[AsahinaKimi]

42. Well guess what?

If they do, less people will fly. They will give the finger to the Airlines and say, no thanks, we will change our travel plans.

[Initech]

43. To use a George Carlin bit: Preparation H-bomb!!!!

You talk about fallout.... :rofl:

[asdjrocky]

47. Ceramic Anus Bomb.

That is a great band name.