Top 5 things Meg Whitman just penciled in on her day planner for next week:

[Poll_Blind]

5. "Take remaining fortune and scour the globe for the magic totem like Jerry Brown must have. (P.S. Don't overlook magic wigs!)"

4. "Call Amex and see if they'll do a chargeback for at least $100 million- I did not receive the product I paid for!"

3. "Finally, enough free time to watch Cougar Town!"

2. "Call Philip Seymour Hoffman and see if he's gotten cold feet about playing me in 'The Meg Whitman Story'"

1. "Monday-Wednesday-Friday: Drink myself to sleep. Tuesday-Thursday-Saturday: Shit-stained bathrobe late-night mosey! Sunday is self-abuse day!"

PB

Add more to the list! I'm partial to scenarios where she's drunk, covered in her shit, or wandering around drunk and covered in her shit.

[begin_within]

1. Bail kids out

[blondeatlast]

4. Damn! She almost forgot about that! Thanks for the reminder...

:evilgrin:

[the redcoat]

2. Say her credit card was stolen.

"A charge of what? 140 million? No, that wasn't me. You know what it was? I used my card in East LA, they must have stole it."

[Poll_Blind]

5. "I thought it was odd that my Del Taco tacos were $60 million apiece. I recall maybe having two?"

:rofl:

PB

[Toucano]

3. "I did not receive the product I paid for"

That's classic!