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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-10 02:30 PM
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Rapture in Florda?
Has it occurred? Have all the smart people been whisked off the planet? OK, maybe I missed the "idiots get in free" sign. Don't slow down at red lights. Stop and talk on phone in traffic. Block isle in store while reading yourself the riot act.

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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-10 02:44 PM
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1. "Have I reached 911? Good--I need a ride to the liquor store..."
Edited on Sun Aug-08-10 02:50 PM by rocktivity
Live from St. Augustine...

P.S. If you should ever find yourself in court for attacking your girlfriend, AVOID ATTACKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

x(
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-10 02:57 PM
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2. So,
I was right then. Whew that's a relief!
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-10 03:14 PM
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3. But I suppose the guy in St. Augustine deserves credit
for knowing 911's phone number...

:crazy:
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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-10 05:13 PM
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5. I had a guy tell me that the BP Gusher was gods will and to expect the end of the world soon.
I told him he was fucking nuts! :crazy:

Actually, first I told him off and then told him he was fucking nuts!

I tell ya, it felt so good to finally tell a fundie whack job off in person! I might have to do it again someday. :evilgrin:



I am so damn sick of their shit! :rant:
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