brian williams on nbc nightly news just reported that cheney has no pulse

[spanone]

his heart valves stay open and a pump continuously pumps blood throuhout his body. he carries extra batteries and has to be plugged into a power supply at night.

i kid you not.

reported on a doctor telling rachel maddow this on her program...

will add link when found...here's the story from rachel's website.....http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#38252377

HERE'S THE LINK....http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/ns/nightly_news/#38270044

[FiveGoodMen]

1. Well, we've always suspected as much

[JNelson6563]

8. Indeed, we have.

:toast:

[lob1]

2. He's actually turning into that thing that lurked under

my bed at night when I was a kid.

[spanone]

6. i can't wait to find the footage....

[WolverineDG]

3. He's Borg nt

[CBR]

4. Darth... nt

[Curmudgeoness]

5. And he has no functional heart---and they call this news? Uses batteries

now and has to plug himself in every night. Sorry, I hate to laugh at misfortune, but HA HA HA.

[AnArmyVeteran]

29. He uses 'EE' sized batteries, for Evil

[spanone]

34. 'extra-evil'

[AnArmyVeteran]

39. Yes!

[REP]

7. I've said for years that he's a Disney Animatronic

[RainDog]

9. what a waste to spend any money keeping this war criminal alive. n/t

[havocmom]

20. especially considering how hard so many work to raise $ for free clinic checkups

So many people without means to secure any access to medical care. So many billions spent on a war started for the sole purpose of spending billions (so cheney's cohorts become even more rich and powerful)

We do NOT have a limited resources problem. We have a resource distribution problem. While the corporatists shills whine about the evils of socialism, social engineering, and wealth re-distribution, their class has pulled off (with help from the heartless cheney) the greatest re-distribution of wealth in the plant's history.

cheney gets every treatment available. And the American workers raise their productivity to new records and get less and less access to basic needs.

Keep him alive, but only if it is to stand trial for his war crimes. Charge him up, charge him, send him to the Hague. If he dies en route, toss him out the door and save a lot of fuss. Betting even the sharks won't have him.

[NoSheep]

10. His heart is rotten.

[malaise]

11. He never had a heart

so he doesn't need a pulse. :evilgrin:

[spanone]

13. bingo!

:hi:

[ET Awful]

12. He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil . . . n/t

[Lil Missy]

14. Unfortunately, he will go to the top of the list for a new heart, even if it only lasts a month.

[Junkdrawer]

15. Does that mean we can pronounce him dead and bury him?

:evilgrin:

[theothersnippywshrub]

16. Interesting that NBC would use "pulse" as a metaphor for "soul." Satan will weep when Cheney dies.

[spanone]

17. he'll have a hatemate

[theothersnippywshrub]

18. Satan will have competition. Unbeatable competition. n/t

[spanone]

19. link....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/ns/nightly_news/#38270044

[formercia]

21. No more throbbing hard-ons for you Dick.

:rofl:

[City Lights]

22. Now he's "Dead-Zone Dick" figuratively and literally. nt

[elfin]

23. Transplant here we come

--and my dear husband is dead from heart problems and the "DICK" is still kept in stasis for the next fix.

[Vinnie From Indy]

24. He's lucky he isn't my cell phone

I forget to plug that in at night on many occasions.

Also, I wonder (more hope than wonder) that his doctors had to shove a surge protector up his ass and install a blinky light on his forehead. Can he be plugged into a car lighter I wonder?

[Caretha]

38. Snort

[Submariner]

25. What's the status of sunspot activity? We can hope for an EMP

strike from a solar flare and total electrical shutdown.

[dflprincess]

26. I was thinking about what happens if there are rolling black outs

like the ones Enron caused.

That would be karmic. :evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

27. No pulse in Cheney - no more oil into the Gulf... coincidence?

I think not.

[jberryhill]

28. Wow.... just.... wow /nt

[unblock]

37. +1000!!!!

:rofl:

[RainDog]

30. ...

[hayu_lol]

33. Someone, quickly, send his docs...

a bag of oak stakes.

[SunnySong]

31. 1990 called they want their headline back...

[opihimoimoi]

32. JASON the 17th...he will return soon.....

[Bloofer_Lady]

35. Proves he's a borg.

;-)

[itsrobert]

36. I bet the power company never turns his power off by accident

n/t