5/10/07: The Chimp looks________(fill in the blank)

[calteacherguy]

www.cnn.com

[AndyA]

1. Disturbed.

(Irritated or mentally, you choose...)

[Monkeyman]

2. Nope

[EFerrari]

3. like he could use a drink. His nose is a little dim. n/t

[FightingIrish]

4. Wasted

[William769]

5. I'm really President of the United States? Why didn't someone tell me.

[quiet.american]

6. The left side of his face looks terrified, the right side looks like his "mind" is elsewhere. n/t

[spiderpig]

7. a moron

as always.

Yeccchhh!

[AzDar]

8. ...Like Bela Lugosi in his declining (and morphine-addicted) years.

Although I understand Bela was an erudite gentleman to the end...

[UrbScotty]

9. Constipated (nt)

[davidwparker]

10. (still) like an asshole

[kitty1]

11. he's envisioning Condi in a negligee...n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

12. like his normal shithead self

[Liberal In Texas]

13. Hungover. n/t

[El Supremo]

14. Somebody who had a pre-frontal lobotomy.

[WinkyDink]

15. Not behind bars yet.

[Lint Head]

16. Like a lunatic!

:dem:

[TahitiNut]

17. Impeachable.

:shrug: ... and imprisonable.

[rucky]

18. Fire Marshall Bill

[Matsubara]

20. Hehe. But fire marshal Bill was less destructive...

NT

[Matsubara]

19. like he's craving a gin and tonic.

He also looks like a stupid asshole.

[gulliver]

21. Like he's thinking about compromising although he ...

... sure as tarnation doesn't wanna. "You drive a hard bargain, Democrats. I'm thinking long and hard about this one."

He also looks stupid, of course.

[spacelady]

22. like Commander Cuckoo Bananas. n/t

[mia]

23. demented

I feel a little sorry for him.

[ThatsMyBarack]

24. Evil and brainless!

Not necessarily in that order....

[melody]

25. He was toasted ... drunk ... potched ... pie-eyed ... blotto .... crocked ... plastered ... besotted

I was raised by an alcoholic. I can spot a drinker a mile away. That man is hitting the bottle and badly.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. Like a character from Pee Wee's Playhouse

Maybe a crazy guy who lives in a burrow underneath the Playhouse and comes up every once in a while through the floorboards. Pee Wee calls him "Mr. Weasel".

[Oilwellian]

27. His left side looks dominant

Is he a lefty? Is that broken capillaries across his left cheek? Weird.

[blitzen]

28. Poised to make a hectoring, belligerent rant....as usual n/t

[rhiannon55]

29. Stooooooopid!!!

And dangerously insane. And drunk.

Bad, bad combination.