"I do not like them, Sam I Am!" Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck just a moment ago finbished saying: "And there's one answer to all those so-called facts, only one answer they deserve, an answer in keeping with my sense of decorum and intelligence, and that answer is . . . ."

[no_hypocrisy]

1. As long as his tongue is still, I don't care what he does with it.

[izquierdista]

2. I'm reminded of Moe Howard

With a paint brush.....

[Sheepshank]

3. So once you've chewed up the gum real good.....

you push you tongue through it....like thiths.

Then retract your tongue and slowly blow hot air into the sheath of gum sitting behind your teeth and create a bubble.

Let me draw this out for you. This is exactly what caused the housing bubble and Obama is responsible for giving all this gum to Malia to cause the housing bubble that the Obama's have since used to blame everything on a banking fiasco. Don't you see? It was all a ruse to control and socialize banks. Everyone, quit blowing bubbles and watch the economic situation correct itstelf.

[era veteran]

4. I'm sticking with peckerhead.

[pinboy3niner]

5. "Nattheeth and Commieth and Thothiliths--pthibbit!"

[FailureToCommunicate]

6. Bill the Cat's trainer:

[skip fox]

7. CAPTIONs aren't just for mornings anymore.

[MrScorpio]

8. Stop teasing, Glenn

[LawnKorn]

9. This is how Democrats get Glenn Beck's vote

[LawnKorn]

10. I wouldn't keep that nasty thing in my mouth either