Caption Sarah 'Both Guns Blazing' Palin

[BurtWorm]

"Vaughn Ward is just like me, Idaho: a maverick, a pit bull with lipstick, a hockey mom, a quitter, a greedy, talentless, know-nothing, opportunistic... hey, who the heck wrote this!?"

[Ian David]

1. ...

Playing with Invisible Giant Nipples

[NeedleCast]

2. Hahahah! Win! No more entries needed

[KansDem]

17. Self deleted

Posted in wrong place...

[IDemo]

25. "One hand is pointing to 7, the other hand to 6. America, it's time"

[Motown_Johnny]

27. " and a one and a two and a...."

[greencharlie]

3. Only two people in the audience? Bristol, Todd... where's Trig?

[sakabatou]

4. "You and you. I demand you two fight an 'Agni Kai.'"

Then again, I don't think she'd be smart enough to know that reference.

[onehandle]

5. 'Smell my fingers.' nt

[Arkana]

6. "And after Pinocchio lied so many times, his nose was THIS long!"

[KonaKane]

7. "Since both of my palms are closed right now, I have no other thoughts on the matter."

[AndyA]

8. Sarah Palin

The American people are here, and I'm over here.

No, I'm not going to move toward the center.

I'm making really great money now, so everything is fine.

[tallahasseedem]

9. I don't have a caption...

but I can say that the shirt she is wearing is very, very ugly.

[Brother Buzz]

12. I believe one of her kids did the laundry

or maybe Todd got a little heavy fisted with the bleach bottle. :shrug:

[lpbk2713]

28. It's from the Rupert of Survivor collection.

:shrug:

[BurtWorm]

10. 'We're at the halfway point in my speech, here, Idaho... So thank you and goodnight!'

[Soylent Brice]

11. "duuuuhhh....."

[ixion]

13. "Make no mistake. I AM a Dumbass"

[Deep13]

14. "...and if Congressing becomes too hard, he'll just quit half way through his term." nt

[SoCalDem]

15. She's looking more and more like Paula Abdul...n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. She belongs in a Ward.

[Bitwit1234]

18. OH NO

Todd wishes it was 1/10 this long.

[KansDem]

19. "Where is Pointer? Where is Pointer?"

"Here I am!
Here I am!

How are you today, sir?
Very well, I thank you.

Run away.
Run away."

[man4allcats]

20. No, really! Russia is only this far

from my house.

[JBoy]

21. Crazy hypocritical Christian lady goes for the "Double Finger Wag"

[BurtWorm]

22. 'Ok, someone put a Deadhead shirt in my closet where my leather jacket was supposed to be.'

[HopeHoops]

23. "Todd told me he was THIS LONG! (laughter) He's only about two inches."

[LawnKorn]

24. You're not seeing double, I am such a patriot, I need two flags

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. "There are three points I'd like to make tonight"

[spanone]

29. 'i swear, it was a turd this long'

[southern_belle]

30. Guess where these fingers been!

[KurtNYC]

31. "I went to a Rave last night and didn't have time to change, you know

in to something else. I was waving a glow stick in each hand. Havin' a good old time..."

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

32. .

[LawnKorn]

33. You get TWO for the price of ONE with the Republicans. You get both STUPIDITY and IGNORANCE!

[Dr Morbius]

34. Not a caption, but instead a question.

Is it me, or is she looking scarier every damn day?

I'm frankly stunned that many people find her attractive.