A scene I just made up a minute ago - Today in the State Capitol of Arizona in Phoenix....

[Hawkeye-X]

BKG NOISE: *ring* *ring*

BREWER: Hello?

OBAMA: This is the President of the United States.

BREWER: Greetings, Mr. President *cough* of Kenya *cough*

OBAMA: Excuse me?

BREWER: Never mind, Mr. President, thank you for returning my call.

OBAMA: Certainly, Jan. What can I do for you?

BREWER: *breaks out in a teabagger rant about needing to secure Mexico*

OBAMA: And how can I help you with that?

BREWER: Yeah, send me all the National Guard choppers you got.

OBAMA: Of course. *hangs up*

(72 hours passes - with nothing)

BKG NOISE: *ring* *ring*

OBAMA: Hello, this is the President speaking.

BREWER: Where are the damn choppers I asked for?

OBAMA: You specifically asked for National Guard choppers. I sent you what I have.

BREWER: BUT YOU DIDNT SEND ANY.

OBAMA: That's your hint of the century. *hangs up* *picks up phone* *dials a number*

BKG NOISE: *ring* *ring*

JANET: Hello?

OBAMA: We do have a Democratic contender for governor in Arizona? Any moron can beat this teabagger with the right issues.

JANET: Hmmm.... It's either Terry Goddard or Phil Gordon... let's donate when they declare....

[alstephenson]

1. Terry Goddard HAS declared.

Please support Terry Goddard for Governor!

http://www.terrygoddard.com/