bush looking for a Lying Czar

[alfredo]

yep, you heard it here first.

http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20070506_send_in_your_reacutesumeacute_lying_is_a_plus/

The White House in recent weeks has been quietly searching for candidates for the position of “lying czar,” a high-level administrator who would oversee all distortions and misrepresentations about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, a White House source confirmed today.

News of the administration’s search for a “lying czar” raised eyebrows in official Washington, where many insiders believe that the White House already has enough personnel to handle the creation and dissemination of war-related lies.

Specifically, many insiders wonder why an administration that already has adviser Karl Rove and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice would also need a “lying czar.”

more at link.

[Mz Pip]

1. How would

that be different from anyone else in that administration? They all do it so well. Maybe there could be sort of an "American Liar" show that the American people can vote for their favorite. Best liar standing wins!

What do they win? A set of Samsonite luggage and a trip to the Big House.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[GainesT1958]

2. Hmmm...silly me!

I always thought that was Cheney's job!:eyes:

B-)

[alfredo]

3. Tony Snow is no slouch when it comes to lying through his teeth.

what a talent pool they have.

[SoCalDem]

4. Wow.. what a co-inkee-dink.. George Tenet's available and

more than qualified

[alfredo]

5. No wonder Walgreens is not going over well in our town.

[WritersBlock]

6. Did Karl quit when I wasn't looking? n/t

[ComerPerro]

7. I would so take that job. Would be easy, good benefits, great pay

and the more I fuck up, the more medals I get

[alfredo]

9. Think of the book deal you could secure.

[MiniMe]

8. I believe that would be a scapegoat czar

[alfredo]

10. I wonder how long you have to do the job to get a pension?