Things you will never hear during GOP candidates' debate!

[CBHagman]

"Okay, ladies, when I'm president, it's Coat Hanger City!"

"That Ronald Reagan -- jeesh, by '86 the mind was kaputt, just totally gone."

"Frankly, I don't get to church often. Generally I just play golf on Sundays."

"I can't do a damn thing with my kids."

"My wife's just staying with me so she can pick out the next White House china."

"We Republicans talk big, but we couldn't balance the budget to save our lives."

"Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do think Paris Hilton deserves a tax cut."

"We're going to screw up fiscally and internationally, and leave the next generation to clean things up. Ha! Ha!"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do want to be king."

Feel free to add your own!

[wtmusic]

1. "George Bush is a lying POS and we never should have invaded Iraq."

I would have to consider voting Republican if I heard that one...

[CBHagman]

2. My dear, you will have a long wait.

Yeah, they were awfully tender with old GWB. Does he have some means of blackmail? It does make you wonder...

[tridim]

3. "The Commander Guy doesn't like black people, and neither do I."

"America is a nation for rich white Christians. If you don't agree with me, you should get the fuck out."

This is a tough exercise because they might actually say those things.

[NavyDavy]

4. the truth?

[ToeBot]

5. "If I understood business - I'd be in business. Politics is easy, I just do's what they tell's me."

[Buzz Clik]

6. "I've always felt this way."

[cooolandrew]

7. "I did have sexual relations with that escort"

[cooolandrew]

8. " It's not your money it's our money"

[cooolandrew]

9. "peace and love man"

[MotorCityMan]

10. Are you better off now

than you were six years ago?

[cooolandrew]

11. "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok"

[NewJeffCT]

17. I sleep all night & I work all day

:rofl:

[CBHagman]

21. "I wish I'd been a girly...

....just like my dear mama!" :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

23. I had always thought

It was "like my dear papa"?

But, I haven't heard the actual song since the 90s, I'm guessing. So, my memory could be fuzzy.

I would give anything to hear Rudy Giuliani's estranged son sing that song with "papa" on the end!

[Prophet 451]

25. My SO and I have that arguement all the time

I'm convinced it's "Papa", she says it's "Mama".

[NewJeffCT]

27. I looked it up online afterwards

It seems to be that we're correct - it is "papa"

http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/10850/Monty_Python/Lumberjack_Song

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty_python/lumberjack.html

http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty/songs/TheLumberjackSong

[Prophet 451]

26. My SO and I have that arguement all the time

I'm convinced it's "Papa", she says it's "Mama".

[Sweet Freedom]

12. I asked my wife her opinion on that subject... /nt

[NewJeffCT]

19. Or, "My wife tells me I should say..."

well, I bet a lot of them are like that in real life...

My mom used to work in a bond/stock trading room with a lot of high-powered men who would always joke with my mom about how a woman's place was barefoot & in the kitchen (or similar)... only, she always would tell me how if their wives ever called, they would drop everything and suddenly turn into pussycats on the phone with them...

[cooolandrew]

13. "flowerpower"

[youthere]

14. "Frankly I think you broads ought to just sit down and shut the hell up"

Although they say it plenty INDIRECTLY.

[CBHagman]

16. You're not kidding.

I'm surprised they didn't have a banner showing a woman barefoot and pregnant, or perhaps a grandmother wearing an apron and holding an apple pie.

[youthere]

22. HA! I was just thinking this morning what a great political poster that would make..

A 1950's-style picture of a very pregnant woman, barefoot (of course) , with a bunch of small children hanging about her and a crying baby in a high chair. In the background would be the ironing and a pile of laundry and a counter of dirty dishes..perhaps the "happy black handyman" at the door and over it all, in huge letters it would say "MY HUSBAND SAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN, AND HE KNOWS BEST!"

[TheFarseer]

30. I LOVE it

I hope to see that poster someday.

[Chipper Chat]

15. "I'm not gay - but I pretend to like them on TV."

"Bush? Bush you say? I'm afraid I don't know who you're talking about."

[KittyWampus]

31. How about, "I'm COMFORTABLE with my homosexuality".

[supernova]

18. As a matter of fact, I DO enact laws that benefit Corporate CEOs

while pandering to fans of Pat Robertson, whom I have absolutely no intention of doing anything for.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

20. Not everything is Bill Clinton's fault. nt

[NewJeffCT]

24. "There is no God but Allah, and Muhammed is his prophet"

I'm sure that would play well with Falwell, Robertson, Dobson, Donohue, etc.

[LeftishBrit]

28. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself".

[EFerrari]

29. "I'm a Bush Republican, not a Reagan Republican."

[LeftishBrit]

32. "Sing if you're glad to be gay!"

"Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too."

Even certain Bible quotes are unlikely; e.g. "It is easier for a camel to pass through a needle's eye than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven".