Viet Nam vets (and others), post your most memorable latrinalia here.

[DemoTex]

I'm doing an short story based on latrinalia, and the best I've ever seen was in Viet Nam and the War Eagle Supper Club in Auburn, Alabama. What is your best latrinalia? Help me out!

[old mark]

1. My favorite was in a bar in Berkeley, CA in 1975 - had a western motif

wallpaper with a longhorn steer. Someone had circled its left front hoof and written "I'm an old cow hand..."
For some reason this still strikes me as very funny, but then I strike some people that way myself.


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[musette_sf]

5. a bar in Berkeley in 1998

Owned and run by a smoker so it was a "smoke 'em if you got 'em" joint. Old, ratty, divey, and quite wonderful.

In the Ladies' can, written on the top of the toilet seat cover dispenser:

DICK NIXON CAMPAIGN HATS
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[old mark]

7. Was it a bar called "The Berkeley Square?" I just remembered the name

when I read your post. I was there in the mid 1970s saw Jim Jones at Sproul Plaza...

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[TexasObserver]

2. on second thought

[madokie]

3. I liked the one I seen that was way up by the ceiling

Whats the matter, ashamed?
:hi:

[Blue_Tires]

4. trying to remember some of the better ones, and i seen a lot

i guess i should have written them down at the time, lol

[BigBearJohn]

6. My favorite:

"To be is to do"-Socrates; "To do is to be"-Sartre; "Do Be Do Be Do"-Sinatra; "Yaba Daba Doo!"-Fred Flintstone

[eridani]

8. Here I sit with a broken heart

Popped six pills and my truck won't start!

If your pills were worth a fuck
You'd get out and HAUL that truck!

[HopeHoops]

9. Over a urinal: "Please don't eat the big pink mints"

[HopeHoops]

10. Above the toilet paper: "Another fine abrasive product by 3M"