LOL Karl Rove Unexpectantly Signs His Book for DUer Larisa Alexandrovna

[Hissyspit]

http://trueslant.com/stephenwebster/2010/04/15/just-another-boring-ole-thursday-when-suddenly-karl-rove

STEPHEN C. WEBSTER
BRAVE NEW HOOKS

Apr. 15 2010 - 4:05 pm

Just another boring ole’ Thursday when, out of nowhere … Karl Rove!

Karl Rove decided to drop by my neighborhood for a book signing and I found out about it just as the event was starting. Naturally, I couldn’t resist going to meet the guy.

I know, I know, this would evoke a million questions, maybe even some righteous anger in many people. But not me. No, I had a better idea. I would be respectful and act my expected role, just another patron buying a gift, for a friend.

So, how does one go about tossing a cog at the most evil political mastermind since Kissinger? My first inclination was to throw a shoe. Yeah, that’d make headlines.

But no, I can do better. This was a Barnes & Noble book signing after all.

- snip -

“That’s Sean Hannity! her mother said. “He’s on the news, he’s a journalist who reports the news. Can you say that?”

“News!” the little girl cheered, flinging her arms into the air.

“Your uncle Gus got a photo with Mr. Hannity,” the woman continued. “He’s such a nice man.”

“Sean Hannity!” the girl chirped, twirling around with a giggle.

- snip -

It was my turn. I approached Rove, smiling with hand extended. Instead, he points at my shirt.

“Hey, what’cha got there, guy?” he asked me. “What’s that?”

I took a breath.

“RawStory.com, sir. It’s … a news web site. We’re … You could say we’re big fans of yours.”

He opened the book, page marked with a post-it note bearing the name he should make it out to: “Larisa Alexandrovna.”

He looked at me and blinked, then took his first glance at the note, pausing for what seemed five to seven seconds just glaring at it.

- snip -

For those of you who don’t know, Raw Story investigative news editor Larisa Alexandrovna was one of the reasons why the political prosecution of former Alabama Democratic Governor Don Siegelman came to light: a case which would later serve to illustrate how Rove’s politics infected the Justice Department, the investigation into which resulted in, well, you remember.

She also covered the Valerie Plame case, exposed the Bush administration’s covert ops in Iran, ripped holes in the official 9/11 story and was first to verify the location of a CIA black site in Poland.

So yeah, bet your ass that’s not an unfamiliar name to a former Bush administration bigwig.

- snip -

This one’s for you, Larisa. ;O)



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[librechik]

1. must have been a temptation not to slip the handcuffs on once his hands were busy

right there in front of you.

[Ken Burch]

39. There's always the risk that Rove would ENJOY that!

(Turd Blossom's got to be a total submissive when he lets what's left of his hair down).

[Hell Hath No Fury]

2. LOVE IT!

:D :D :D

What a fun thing to happen to Larissa!

[blm]

3. way to go lala

.

[Mythbuster]

4. That's just awesome!!! LOL n/t

[peacetalksforall]

5. Excellent photo. QUICK!!!. We need a handwriting expert to tell us about

the real Karl.

[deaniac21]

6. She contributed to his wealth? WTF?

[Tippy]

7. I reallly would have loved to see his face...

I'll just use my imagination.....

[tmyers09]

19. Here's the hilarious photo they took:

[Individualist]

25. Love it!

The expression on KKKarl's face is priceless!
:rofl:

[Aviation Pro]

29. Was his hand soft and fleshy?

Looks like he's never labored in his fucking life. And the temptation to crush his little fingers probably was pretty strong.

[The Wizard]

47. Rove has a look about him

that reminds me of the Nazi gas chamber guards who pushed their victims into the death chambers and locked the doors.
Is Karl Rove SS?

[Hubert Flottz]

53. That's a blooming turd blossom if I ever saw one...

How did you keep from losing your groceries? :puke:

[Hissyspit]

8. kick nt

[MelissaB]

9. Fantastic!

Larisa rocks!

[bleever]

10. That's awesome.

Yeah, I bet Karl recognized lala's name alright.

[Hissyspit]

15. Oh, he knows it.

No question.

[femrap]

11. Too sweet...

loved the picture. I just don't see how one could restrain oneself from physically hurting this evil POS.

I would have worn stilettos, tripped and broken one of his toes. Oops!

[Canuckistanian]

12. Where is LaLaRawRaw these days?

Haven't seen her post here in a while.

[Hissyspit]

16. Her computer went on the fritz last week.

She spends a lot of time on Twitter. You can keep up with her on her blog: http://www.atlargely.com

[Canuckistanian]

21. Thanks

I know about her blog. I just wish she'd post here more often.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

60. Does she need a free computer fix?

I don't do lappies, but I do desktops. I would be happy to offer my services. I loves me some Lala. :)

[graywarrior]

13. How could anyone not recommend this

[Ohio Joe]

14. K&R - nt

[elleng]

17. GREAT STORY!

Thanks for posting!

[Rage Inc.]

18. Wow. What a great triumph.

:sarcasm:

[JustAnotherGen]

20. I've had a rough day

This is sending me off to bed with a smile on my face! Thanks for your chutzphah and sharing it.

That little weasel looks stunned in the pic! :rofl:

[bear425]

22. I find it so interesting and fitting the way he wrote her name

It is as if her middle name is courage. Damned appropriate! She is an intrepid journalist whom I greatly admire.

[Swamp Rat]

23. lala_rawraw!!

:loveya:

[Oilwellian]

26. Love her more!

:P :hi: Good to see you Swampmeister!

[Swamp Rat]

31. Oilwellian!!

:hi::hug::loveya:

[blogslut]

24. The link's gone 404

I haz a sad because I wanted to read it.

[Hissyspit]

27. It's working for me.

[blogslut]

52. Must have been a glitch

It's working for me now as well. :hi:

[nadinbrzezinski]

28. Now that is classy

:-)

[alp227]

30. The liberal (truth-telling?) web obviously ain't in "Bush's Brain" Rove

Amazing how Rove actually just took photos/signed autographs with everyone even with T-shirts with Raw Story logos. Because that one mother told her young daughter that Sean Hannity was a legitimate journalist (but chooses to be an asshole during the final product), the Raw Story guy had to be more honest and say that Raw Story was actually a legit news site.

[krispos42]

32. *snort*

:rofl:

[Demeter]

36. Love that Toon!

Yes, the geeks will be the salvation of democracy.

[lala_rawraw]

33. OMG, LOL

Thanks for alerting me to this. My computer was out being fixed and I had no idea this happened. Thanks for posting this. I needed a good laugh given all of the latest (health, dog in pet ER, etc.). This had me in tears!!!

[Demeter]

34. What a Delicious Story!

Rather like V would do--psychological warfare. Let the criminal know he hasn't fooled anyone.

[grantcart]

35. Great idea BTW you might have asked Karl if he was ever going to go back to college

to get his Bachelor's degree.

It's never too late to get a basic education.

[Jax]

37. BigTime K&R Larisa Alexandrovna.

Thank you for your UNENDING stellar efforts.

Add on to the snip 'for those of you who don't know' about Larisa...from the article...


snip....

"She also covered the Valerie Plame case, exposed the Bush administration’s covert ops in Iran, ripped holes in the official 9/11 story and was first to verify the location of a CIA black site in Poland.

So yeah, bet your ass that’s not an unfamiliar name to a former Bush administration bigwig.

This afternoon, I’m certain, absolutely certain, he recognized who the book was being made out to.


This one’s for you, Larisa. ;O)"




You fucking rock Larisa, from Alyce.

[oasis]

38. Zing

[harmonicon]

40. Nothing makes me laugh like people paying Joseph Goebbels... haha? (nt)

[Warren Stupidity]

41. Your spellunk is a bit teabagged.

Unexpectedly?

[Hissyspit]

42. Actually, the whole subject line should have been better.

But yeah, I don't know how I came up with that.

[Hissyspit]

43. delete - duplicate post

[peekaloo]

44. Hilarious!

Too bad he wasn't asked to sign it as "Turd Blossom".

:thumbsup:

[Blue_Tires]

45. BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!

You sir have just won ONE internet...:applause:

[myrna minx]

46. Love it.

:rofl:

[newtothegame]

48. ?

:shrug: Sounds like sensationalism. He signed and passed it on, just like the rest. Just cause we WANT these thugs to care and be pissed, doesn't mean they are. Whatever makes you feel better I guess.

[cascadiance]

49. He should have had something like "Sign here to surrender to citizen's arrest warrant: ______"

on one of the front pages of the book. Then follow it with the Miranda rights warning underneath the line for him to sign...

I wonder what he would have done then?

That still is pretty darn choice!

I think the next time I go to something like that with Sean Hannity maybe there, I'd take a douche bag package to have him sign that instead...

[unpossibles]

50. I would have been tempted to at least sneeze right in his face

after he signed the book of course, and act innocent about it. Just really let one fly - maybe chug some hot sauce before going in or something to really loosen it up.

[guitar man]

51. sneeze? naw

I'd do one better than that, I'd make sure to eat plenty of beans and cabbage beforehand. :evilgrin:

[unpossibles]

55. well, sneezing right in his face is a semi-acceptable way to spit in it

You won't even get kicked out by security if it's an accident, right?

:D

[guitar man]

56. true

but a great fart is a natural bodily function. Sure. there's going to be "collateral damage", but then again, it's the crowd at a KKKarl book signing :evilgrin:

[unpossibles]

57. I was going to suggest lots of hard boiled eggs

but the sulfur smell of the eggs may not be noticed over Rove's own stench.

[guitar man]

58. tuna salad with boiled eggs

flippin' deadly :D

[Enthusiast]

54. Why would anyone want

anything signed by that modern day Joseph Goebbels?

[liberation]

59. It is called irony...

[leftrightwingnut]

61. Fabulous!

I book-marked this days ago. Just got around to looking at it. Just freaking beautiful... Rove looks really sick in that photo. Too bad it's too late to rec this one. More DU'ers ought to have a chance to see it. Is there some kind of DU hall of fame?