Where's the best place to get a discount on a balaclava, some leather gloves and a Bowie knife?

[MrScorpio]

I've got a sensitive problem that I need to fix.

[WeDidIt]

1. .

:rofl:

[Catshrink]

2. I thought it said baklava at first and was thinking

Why does Mr. Scorpio want baklava, leather gloves, and David Bowie? Maybe I should go back to bed.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

4. oh, crap...me too n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

3. Cabela's

http://www.cabelas.com/">Cabela's

"Sensitive" is their middle name.

Cash, check, VISA, AmEx, MC.

--d!

[MrScorpio]

5. Instead of the balaclava mask...

Do you think that some cheap stockings will be more economical and just as effective?

[Dogmudgeon]

13. They're not all they're cracked up to be

A good forensic artist can take a stocking-distorted description and get a pretty good original. And a photo is downright easy to un-distort with a computer.

A properly-worn balaclava, however, makes it tough to get a good I.D., and it can be re-used, particularly in temperate or colder regions.

Don't ask me how I know all that. I'm still having to explain that thing about http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes">the big toe ... with nail polish.

--d!

[MannyGoldstein]

6. Check eBay - Many Coming Available, Soon

[MrScorpio]

8. Maybe I can get a nice deal on an M-4 carbine

A must have, baby! Must have

[WilliamPitt]

7. Sounds like a job for WalMart

You can pick up some truck tires, a new kidney, potting soil and some cat food while you're there.

[MrScorpio]

10. How about a bag of lime and some twine?

Do you think the shovels are on sale?

[WilliamPitt]

12. Yeah, they're next to the flare guns and the garden gnomes.

If you get to the aisle with rabbit pellets and drill bits, you've gone too far.

[Cruzan]

9. Here, have some.

You can use your knife to cut them and your gloves will keep the honey off your fingers.

[old mark]

11. I happen to have a HUGE Bowie knife for sale real cheap - never used,

still with the factory box and packaging.
As for the baklava, I'm diabetic and can't eat it.


Sounds like a GOP Problem solving method....


mark