It all makes perfect sense now

[CatWoman]

Republicans (men) don't hate sex, they just hate having it with their wives.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Well...

Wouldn't you? Take a look at the ladies.

I know I couldn't get it up with an automotive hoist for those harpies. Yeesh.

[TahitiNut]

9. Careful ...

One of the "scare the buzzards off the gut-wagon" crowd will be along to call you impotent.

:eyes:

[Bucky]

14. I think you misjudge the dynamics of their marriage. That is, if I were Mr. Pickles...

...she'd be burning a LOT more calories. I think something is keeping the First Penis from taking care of business.

[CatWoman]

19. yeah

the second Mrs. Bush

[Fresh_Start]

2. family values on display

eom

[Monkeyman]

3. Oh that's Bad

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

4. So, that is why the prosecuted Clinton for a blow job from Monica

It was extra marital and that is reserved for the republicons.

[CatWoman]

5. plus, they are extremely jealous

Bill got his for free.

wonder what a hooker charges for a hummer?

[emilyg]

6. good one

[The Magistrate]

7. That Can Vary Greatly, Ma'am

But it reminds me of a ghastly old joke....

A man comes home to find his wife packing a suit-case and asks what she is doing. She tells him she is leaving him, and going to Las Vegas. He asks her to reconsider, asks her how she intends to live, and she replies she's heard that in Las Vegas, she can get by fine, guys there pay fifty dollars for a blow job. He immediately starts packing a suit-case, and she asks what he's doing, he says, "Hell, I'm coming along. I want to see you live on fifty dollars a year...."

[CatWoman]

8. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

11. Yep. Before the "K Street Project" they had the "street walkers project" ...

... that insisted all sexual services in DC be exclusively Republican. :evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

12. sure that's not the "K-Y" Street project?

:hi:

[TahitiNut]

15. Ohhhhh!

I wish I'd said that! :thumbsup:

:hug: :loveya:

[Steven_S]

10. They're like Al Bundy on Married With Children....

When his wife Peggy said he doesn't like sex he says "I like sex, but I don't know why it should involve you".

[Parche]

13. Sense

One Man.......One Woman.........and another Woman......and another Woman....and another Woman.....

:rofl: :bounce:


OH MEOW

[CatWoman]

18. Hi Parche

:hi:

I love your kitty pics :)

[karlrschneider]

16. We were at a Repub friend's river cabin the other day, he was fishing for trout

with some odd bait and a regular fishing rod. I said "how come you don't fly fish?"

He said "That's like making love to your ex-wife...it's a lot of effort for what you get out of it."

True story. :-)

[madokie]

17. maybe its the wives have stopped the one sided affair with their puke husbands

whats in it for me type of deal :shrug: