Just got this in an e-mail.......Many will recall that on July 8, 1947.....

[a kennedy]

witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep
and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been
covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
However, what you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948,
exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick
Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh,
Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep. This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things.

Who knew???? LOL :patriot:

[Tyler Durden]

1. Aliens and SHEEP? Bull.

Now aliens and REPTILES....

[Greeby]

2. Lol, would be a convincing explanation

Cept THe Dick and Rumsferatu were born (or spawned) way earlier

[Lone_Star_Dem]

3. That's funny

I'm going to be passing this on through out the day. :rofl:

[PDittie]

4. Kicked and recommended

and checking in often at www.rense.com

[DesertRat]

5. March was just 8 months later.

But still funny.

[Cooley Hurd]

6. You know, I used to be quite skeptical about Area 51 stuff, until...

...I read about this exchange between Barry Goldwater and Curtis LeMay:

Goldwater was one of the more prominent American politicians to openly show an interest in UFOs.

On March 28, 1975, Goldwater wrote to Shlomo Arnon: "The subject of UFOs has interested me for some long time. About ten or twelve years ago I made an effort to find out what was in the building at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base where the information has been stored that has been collected by the Air Force, and I was understandably denied this request. It is still classified above Top Secret." Goldwater further wrote that there were rumors the evidence would be released, and that he was "just as anxious to see this material as you are, and I hope we will not have to wait much longer."<18>(Also Good, 405)

The April 25, 1988 issue of The New Yorker carried an interview where Goldwater said he repeatedly asked his friend, Gen. Curtis LeMay, if there was any truth to the rumors that UFO evidence was stored in a secret room at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, and if he (Goldwater) might have access to the room. According to Goldwater, an angry LeMay gave him "holy hell" and said, "Not only can't you get into it but don't you ever mention it to me again."

In a 1988 interview on Larry King's radio show, Goldwater was asked if he thought the U.S. Government was withholding UFO evidence; he replied "Yes, I do." He added:

I certainly believe in aliens in space. They may not look like us, but I have very strong feelings that they have advanced beyond our mental capabilities....I think some highly secret government UFO investigations are going on that we don't know about-and probably never will unless the Air Force discloses them."

:wow:

[EST]

7. Limbutt was born in '50 or '51

Rumsfeld in 1932, etc. Of course, those sheep were capable of time travel, so that doesn't matter, much.

[sinkingfeeling]

8. I got it last Friday and was just about to post it.

[NYCGirl]

9. According to snopes, this was originally about Democrats:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp

And, BTW, Bush's birthday is in July — I remember that because I'm a July person and I'm pretty steamed about having to share a month with that jerk.