Dance, moron, dance!!!

[TeddyKGB]

[yojon]

1. oh dear..........

[terrya]

2. God...he has negative rhythm

If that's possible.

[yojon]

3. If he dances 180 degrees out of phase with the Africans

maybe he figures that it will cancel the dance out to zero.

[TahitiNut]

4. A pathological narcissist ... on stage. (He can NEVER just be in the audience.)

Even as a pretend imperial monarch, he's a total failure. He's incapable of even giving an audience to his 'subjects' - since he's compelled to be on stage. His appetite for a narcissistic supply is insatiable and has reached epic proportions.

[Judi Lynn]

5. You nailed it. Every event is only a different backdrop for this clown.

It's completely disprespectful to his visitors.

One day he may be forced to accept the possibility it's all not really about him.

[Bluebear]

7. He was actually INSTRUCTED the Malian on the steps

After he got done with his conga drum solo, he actually gestured to the dancer in white and started leading the dance steps, as if he has the slightest idea of African dance choreography. No, he couldn't be subtle and try to follow their steps, he had to go ahead and be the Decider, even during this little vignette.

[rhiannon55]

28. He really thinks that he is the center of the universe

Stunning, isn't it--the chasm between what he thinks of himself and what the rest of the world thinks of him? What an oblivious marooooon!

[durtee librul]

6. The jack Daniels disterillery will be

closing its doors after this or refusing to do home delivery to the WH.

[Bluebear]

9. 'home delivery to the WH.'

:rofl:

[hippiechick]

8. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiyaaaahhhh ....

:eyes: WTF? :wtf:

[Obamarama]

10. Holy Turd Blossoms, Teddy...you should give us a warning of what we're about to see!!!

Scared the bejeezus right of me, lol!

[peekaloo]

11. apologies to the Commodores: He's thick as a brick souse, he's flighty, flighty

and he's acting all strung out.

I was also reminded of Steve Martin's Wild and Crazy Guy/King Tut gone Ricky Ricardo.

[kitty1]

12. Dancing with the stars; lunatic version

[DesertRat]

13. Look at the dancing monkey!

[Bluebear]

17. Dance, monkey, dance!

http://www.streetpeddler.com/cgi-bin/street/dynam.html?prod_group=toys&category=over_10&type=Charley%20Chimp&utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=charley_chimp&OVRAW=toy%20monkey%20cymbals&OVKEY=toy%20monkey%20cymbal&OVMTC=standard

[johnfunk]

14. Spastic contortions, Tourette's, or too much crack with his Rice Krispies?

My eyes! My eyes!!! AAAAAAAUGH!!!! The stupid!!!! IT BUUUURNS!!!!

[hedgehog]

15. Does he dance only when black people are around?

It seems he joins in whenever there is a troupe of black dancers or even black kids at a school. Your clip omits some of the stranger faces he was making. Whenever I see him dancing, I can't help but feel he is really imitating the "native" dances from the old Tarzan movies.

[Bluebear]

16. How many soldier's funerals occured that day? nt

[cassiepriam]

18. After this event, most people would be facing an intervention and be sent to detox.

[Vinca]

19. And this, my friends, is the leader of the free world. nt

[Bluebear]

23. My sentiments exactly. nt

[shenmue]

20. Make him stop.

:wow:

[Hepburn]

21. Whadda dork! n/t

[newyawker99]

22. LMAO!!!!

:rofl:


:rofl:


:rofl:

[etherealtruth]

24. He is an embarrassment

I can't laugh ... I truly feel embarrassed every time this fool opens his mouth, appears in public, makes a policy decision ...

[treestar]

25. That is going to be good for about 1000 new stills

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. Someone throw Fred down Astaircase.

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

30. oh my . .

:)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

27. Why does he have his mouth wide open throughout?

Is it from the strain or is he making primitive grunts to keep time?

[rhiannon55]

29. Cause he's a mouth-breather...

It's a subspecies kinda like knuckle-dragger, but it drools more. Most likely a genetic condition, from both sides of the family.;-)

[Rosemary2205]

31. Busting out laughing. :) LOL :):):):):):) nt