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Ardent15 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:05 PM
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Oh no! They've found out our master plan!
"As long as liberals hate us enough to want to enslave us to the government and kill us through healthcare reform.... Its only a matter of time after those things happen in which a Democratic president declares himself emperor/dictator and the mass killings of Christians and conservatives begins."

From another forum I frequent, and it's not Free Republic.

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=109841.0

I confess: I always wanted to kill people who disagree with me. All that "peace and tolerance" stuff was bullshit. ;)
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:09 PM
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1. Ok, who ratted us out?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:14 PM
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8. You're not helping
ixnay ormeay evelationsray!
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:19 PM
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13. Stop!
Don't you know they've cracked that code already?!

Geez. Haven't you been listening to palin?

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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 12:38 AM
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20. I'm just hours away from being on a rooftop with a rifle. Shhhh...
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 01:43 AM
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21. butbutbut
they have all the guns!
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 10:46 AM
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30. Not after we confiscate them, they don't.
It's all part of The Plan.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 11:31 AM
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31. Nah. I have a few stashed.
Probably have to sell them to pay the mortgage this month, but till then? I'm game!
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:10 PM
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2. I'm down with that.
Boil them all in oil, have them drawn and quartered, put 'em in the Iron Maiden, (the real one not that crap band) and simply burning them alive should fill the bill.

I loves me some inquisition, Shaw 'Nuff.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:26 PM
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16. Now, you're not gonna start another birth certificate distraction are you?
You do know they monitor us.

Oil, drawn and quartered, Iron Maiden, now the surprise is gone.

Dammit!
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 12:02 AM
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18. Aw, dammit.
Good thing I didn't say anything about the FEMA REEDUCATION CAMPS, huh?
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 10:21 AM
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28. Yanno, your "evil duer" heart gets you half way to assholedom.
If someone gives you an "lol", and I'm tempted, you'll be up there with "name removed".

:P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7683721#7684066
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:10 PM
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3. excellent, then it's all going according to the _real_.......I mean NOOOO!!!
Edited on Tue Feb-09-10 11:11 PM by Salviati
We've been FOILED! And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling teabagers!
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Ardent15 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:13 PM
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5. Those geniuses are incredible....
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:11 PM
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4. Who is advocating any of this?
In the US??? Who writes this guys material?

Some people need to get their meds adjusted.
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:13 PM
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7. I just did. Sorry.
:blush:

:hi:

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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:15 PM
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10. LOL!
:rofl:

I get it. Satire! :hi:
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:17 PM
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11. Whew! Thanks.
I was worried I'd lost my touch.

:D

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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:13 PM
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6. We can use my front "lawn."
I live in the desert and that describes the front lawn. As long as we keep the "bonfire" small-ish, it should work. The socialist fire-department is only about a .25 mile away.

Wood for their crosses might be difficult. We may have to import that. Creosote bushes don't make great crucifixes.

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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:19 PM
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14. I've got a large
crawl space under my house. Perfect for hiding the bodies. :hide:
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Cerridwen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:20 PM
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15. Perfect!
We can add the storage space to what we've got here?

What?! You've never heard of all the bodies buried in the Nevada desert? Shhhh! Oh, wait. Oops.

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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:14 PM
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9. how'd they find out about the 'mass killings of christians'??? somebody fess up
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ChicagoSuz219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 12:24 AM
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19. Busted!
Oy, vay! ;-)
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:17 PM
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12. Bizzare isn't it?
Since, as a general rule, they (conservatives) would characterize us (liberals):hippie: as being non-confrontational, you know all that peace and love and gun control stuff. :evilgrin: And they think WE are going to do that? :toast:
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-09-10 11:27 PM
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17. We're really really good
actors...

Best performance in a dramatic role goes to ... ... Mz Pip!

..she lived in this community for decades and no one knew her true self.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 01:48 AM
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22. Classic projection
They know that's what they would want to do -- to liberals, not Christians -- if they could get away with it.

Fact is, I just want all poor and working class people to have a better life, regardless of their party or religion.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 03:42 AM
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26. People who project that much never actually have relationships
which explains how anti-social these wingnuts are. Good grief.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 01:53 AM
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23. They're doomed as doomed can be!
:D


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rooftoprevolutionary Donating Member (97 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 03:33 AM
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24. only christians and conservatives?
what about anybody who's not for a totalitarian socialist monarchy (disregard the oxymoron) where killing babies, smoking weed and praying to hethen gods is mandatory?

i mean, that's who i'm after...
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 03:38 AM
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25. They will pay the price for their lack of vision.
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Delphinus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 07:14 AM
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27. The ignorance
and fear is appalling.
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 10:28 AM
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29. The cock crows at midnight. Execute Plan B.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-10-10 11:41 AM
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32. They forgot the part about how we're going to make them into soap.
Remember that from a year or two back?
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