Good news for Mr and Mrs Sarkisian!

[eridani]

It's really too bad your daughter died when CIGNA wouldn't cover her liver transplant, but things will be ever so much better when we make requiring specific Medical Loss Ratios into law. After this reform, if the government determined that CIGNA's MLR was too low at the end of their fiscal year, you would get a premium refund! Isn't that WONDERFUL!

Yours truly,
Dr. Pangloss

[juno jones]

1. Yep,

Just as it should be in the best of all possible worlds!


:sarcasm:

[eridani]

2. Imagine if public utilities commissions worked that way

Dear grandma: we are ever so sorry to hear of your death when your respirator shut down due to our artificially induced power 'shortage,' but the government has just determined that last year we didn't spend enough of our gross on actual electricity. Here's your refund!