Ponder this: When Sarah Palin and David Vitter are tweeting...

[David Zephyr]

Wouldn't Sarah Palin's be a twitter from the quitter?

Wouldn't David Vitter's be a twitter from the diaper shitter?

I mean...I'm just sayin'

[Fridays Child]

1. I'm certain there's a great limerick in there somewhere!

[Chipper Chat]

6. limerick:

There once was a Sarah who twitters
Who just joined the group Alaska Quitters.
She'll give you an autograph
for sixteen dollars and a half
She's buying diapers for Senator Vitters.

I - Yi Yi Yi.......

[eleny]

2. No hoggin' the doobish!

[kayakjohnny]

3. And Tiger's

from 'the hitter'?

[Catshrink]

4. The bitter quitter twitted Vitter

Who preferred a diaper to a shitter:
'twould be fitter Vitter and much less odd
if you would tweet your twit to Tawd.
Stuck at home, he's a sitter for our charming little litter.

[11 Bravo]

5. The Vitter shitter twitter critter?

[ThoughtCriminal]

7. When the tweeting quittters have bitter battle...

When the tweeting quitters have bitter battle with their paddles in a bottle full of water on a noodle-eating poodle, it's a tweeting quitter noodle poodle water bottle paddle bitter battle.