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greymattermom Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 01:53 PM
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stupid joke told at lunch
An elderly gentleman with an obvious neurological problem told me this in the University hospital cafeteria.

"Have you heard about the new Obama sandwich? They just keep piling on baloney."

I told him that I'm a researcher dependent on federal dollars to keep working.

Remember, this is at the State University hospital and he is a medicare recipient.
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Dollface Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 01:57 PM
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1. Even if it were true, it would still be a whole lot better than the bullshit BushCo was feeding us.
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Oregone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 02:13 PM
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3. The shit sandwhich
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 02:15 PM
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4. the more expensive versions of that
have more bread ...
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 01:58 PM
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2. So you say "Oh, yeah? Well, I didn't wish for a 12 inch PIANIST!!!!"
:shrug:

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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 02:18 PM
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5. Tell them it won't be a real Obama sandwich...
until the Dijon mustard is added.

Stand clear for the head explosion.
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Dollface Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-22-09 03:19 PM
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6. I do so love taunting them. I kind of hope I hear that joke from some Republitard.
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