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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:52 PM
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The Republican health care plan, I've finally found it...


If everyone who doesn't have health insurance eats one of these every day, they won't need health insurance!

Problem solved.

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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:53 PM
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1. LOL
:)
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timeforpeace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:54 PM
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2. I swear they never said they had one. Obama claimed to have that covered.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:54 PM
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3. Make sure it's loaded with healthy, nutritious alar.
:9
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 10:14 PM
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12. But of course!
:hi:
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:54 PM
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4. You are kidding aren't you? I thought it was more like this!
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 10:27 PM
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13. Actually, there is some evidence that an apple day can help keep the doctor away
especially the cardiologist. :evilgrin:

I think the true Republican health plan is the one mentioned in another post on this thread: "Don't get sick and, if you do, die quickly."
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:56 PM
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5. Well, there's the rising cost of healthy eating to consider, too. nt
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:58 PM
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8. Eh. People can beg charities for apples.
If they can't afford them.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:57 PM
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6. And they'll make sure it's heavily coated in pesticides, too! nt
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:59 PM
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9. Of course. Everyone knows there's no nutrition in organic foods.
That goes without saying.
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:57 PM
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Don't get sick.........and if you do...
die quickly!!!
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:57 PM
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7. Broken leg will be fixed. How do you flex it?
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robo50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 09:59 PM
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10. Keep that doctor away!
No need for a doctor? No need for a health care plan.
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AuntPatsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 10:01 PM
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11. seriously...that would make a good billboard...I would donate?
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-06-09 10:28 PM
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14. Phew we do...
That has not stopped me from going to the doctor from time to time
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-07-09 08:39 AM
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15. And you can be certain the orchard lobby has paid handsomely
for that outcome :evilgrin:
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