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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 08:28 AM Original message |
Conservatives decide Bible is too liberal |
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CrispyQ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
1. And they still believe it is the word of God? |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 08:34 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. They worship their Ideology not any God |
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Echo In Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 10:40 AM Response to Reply #2 |
30. "Prosperity" Xianity. Mammon is their true god. |
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immoderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
45. The religious believe they can misrepresent anything... |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 08:39 AM Response to Original message |
3. Ahhh - that pesky "WORD OF GOD" thingy again... |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
4. Those Hebrews 2000 years ago were well-known liberals |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
5. And Man created God in his own image. |
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Sanctified (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 10:36 AM Response to Reply #5 |
28. Meant to reply to OP. |
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EOTE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:52 PM Response to Reply #5 |
49. That's what really kills me. |
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pokercat999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
6. Actually this could be a huge money maker as I'm sure the |
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ipfilter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 10:54 AM Response to Reply #6 |
32. They may buy it |
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Johonny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 11:38 AM Response to Reply #6 |
34. I don't think so |
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pokercat999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:58 PM Response to Reply #34 |
51. We'll see, but I think you underestimate their stupidity........nt |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
7. According to conservos, you CAN serve both God and mammon |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
8. And here's the loaves and fishes section, from Mark 6 |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:59 AM Response to Reply #8 |
27. Surprised they didn't add anything about license deals with food vendors |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 11:51 AM Response to Reply #27 |
37. Yeah, and no mention about what they charged people for |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 10:52 AM Response to Reply #8 |
31. Where's the part where Glenn Beck counted 3 people and said it was 5,000? |
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obreaslan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
9. First they hate America & now Jesus too? |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:07 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Jesus was one of the first famous liberals |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
10. Quite a few fundies have never even READ the New Testament, and now |
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zeemike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
12. I think this is a preemptive strike. |
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paparush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
13. There gonna have to remove the book of Acts, those pesky parts about |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:17 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Jesus was a socialist |
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paparush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:19 AM Response to Reply #15 |
18. No Doubt. And he provided universal health care! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:58 PM Response to Reply #13 |
50. I bet they have no problem with the titty talk in the Song of Solomon, though. |
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paparush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 01:04 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. Is there any hot man-on-goat action in the King James version? If so, I bet it stays in. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 01:19 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Not overtly but one has to wonder about those "shepherds watching their flocks by night" |
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evenso (113 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
14. They are really showing their true colors... |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:18 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. I think the best word to use is- Hubris |
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evenso (113 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:34 AM Response to Reply #14 |
23. This just helps to further expose their hypocracy and bigotry |
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paparush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
16. I get a kick out of the Conservative clinging to the King James Bible |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:25 AM Original message |
Replacing "Jesus is coming" with "Jesus is returning" |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:25 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Replacing "Jesus is coming" with "Jesus is returning" |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
19. The Holy Ghost is now the "Divine Guide" |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 11:48 AM Response to Reply #19 |
36. I noticed that, too. Where'd that come from, I wonder? |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:01 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. I guess that is too spiritual |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:47 PM Response to Reply #38 |
48. Sorta new-agey, I guess, with all that spirit stuff... |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 01:01 PM Response to Reply #48 |
52. Hey, at least they are being honest about who they fear & hate the most. |
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Lance_Boyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 02:12 PM Response to Reply #48 |
57. not quite caspar, but |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 02:29 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. Well, that certainly is a "holey" ghost. |
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tsuki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
21. So they are going to remake God in their own image? Isn't there something |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:42 AM Response to Reply #21 |
25. That's the great thing about doing your own rewrite |
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kentuck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
22. That's easy! |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:42 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. I'm sure the conservatives would like to make him just a supporting character |
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central scrutinizer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 09:58 AM Response to Original message |
26. Here's my favorite translation |
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Sanctified (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
29. Wow just wow. |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 11:18 AM Response to Reply #29 |
33. They claim the Divine Guide is guiding them. |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
35. Utilize powerful conservative terms as they develop - like "hockey mom"? "moose"? "you betcha"? |
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FreedomTrain (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
39. Not true. |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:10 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. The only thing not true is your suggestion that I ddin't read the link |
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Sanctified (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:55 PM Response to Reply #39 |
63. If you mean the King James is Modern? |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
40. I'm sure Jesus said . . . |
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jotsy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
41. Religious redefinition, eh? More like redirection, I'd say. |
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starkat (2 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
43. Jesus was a liberal |
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PurityOfEssence (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
44. That's right, and they're gonna straighten God out for his own good. |
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NoodleyAppendage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
46. Why rewrite the Bible to read conservatively when they can just republish Mein Kampf? |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
47. I don't read the bible (have read it) and I don't go to church... |
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bergie321 (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
55. Instead of throwing the money changers out of the temple, |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 02:06 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. I wouldn't be surprised if the money changers get a bigger role than Jesus |
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Shandris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
59. Wow. Just...wow. I read the link and... |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:20 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. If people over look the hubris demonstrated by them |
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Toasterlad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
61. And This Isn't An Onion Article? |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:57 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. It certainly sounds like something they would have written |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
62. HAH! "retranslation is in no way a new translation based on a political agenda." HAH! |
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