"As crazy as I wanta be." . . . DU, please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying: "Get me right, America, I never called Obama 'evil.' I'd never apply that term to him. . . . I'm just asking, . . . would you want him talking to your kids when you aren't present? . . . If he moved into your neighborhood, wouldn't you want him to have to register with the authorities and maybe restrict his access to places where children tend to congregate? . . . Wouldn't you want his activities at least monitored? . . . . You see, America, I'm not calling him 'evil.' I'm just saying that there are some questions I want answered. . . . How do you get more 'fair and balanced' than that!!!"

[Buzz Clik]

1. "Seriously. How many people have I said I wanted to kill with a shovel? Quite a few, actually."

[HopeHoops]

2. "Stop it - NO SINGING!"

"But she's got GREAT --- tracts of LAND boy."

[liberal N proud]

3. He opened his mouth and his brains fell out

[skip fox]

4. ". . . and I knew it must have been God because even after I turned off the radio

I kept hearing the voices . . ."

[skip fox]

5. " . . . and I write with my right hand so that's easy to remember, and since

if you're looking north and stick out your right hand, 'that should be easy,' I always tell myself, 'which rhymes with "east",' so I got that one too. Then, if the big hand is pointing to the cellar it like 'sinks,' which reminds me of 'six,' and . . ."

(Glenn Beck explains his method of education.)

[skip fox]

6. "Actually, America, school's over-rated. . . . It spends too much time on facts and not enough

with good only American insight and commentary."

[skip fox]

7. " . . . and doesn't it make you suspicious that not one of those history textbooks

mention Noah or the burning bush or Pecos Bill?"

[skip fox]

8. "You know, America, my staff boil entire issues down to 1 page bullet-paragraphs.

I fired one of them when he went 1/2 page over boiling down the Bible."

[skip fox]

9. "I've had dozens upon dozens of people tell me that, by my very existence,

I disproved evolution. . . . Isn't that nice?"