Guess what happened to Pastor Steve? (He of the praying for Obama to die theology.)

[Are_grits_groceries]

From Jesus' General blog:

Pastor Steven L Anderson
Faithful Word Baptist Church

Dear Pastor Anderson,

Satan's out there, whispering into the ears of your fire alarm business clients, telling them to cancel their contracts with you. And now, you're beginning to feel the pain. That's what your sister said in a post at the Faithful Word Baptist Church Listeners (password protected) web site:

I'm sure by now you've all heard about the recent media attention my brother Steve has gotten about his preaching. What you may not know; however, is how this negative publicity has affected him and his family. Not only have they been repeatedly harassed and threatened, but this has all but destroyed his fire alarm business--he just lost his biggest client over this!

This is terrible news. If your slide into bankruptcy continues, you may suffer the same fate as the Edwards family: your followers (or was it your wife?) will hack your blog and mock your children for living in poverty.

But I guess there'd be a silver lining. Your family would qualify for socialized health care.

Becoming unemployable is the price a pastor pays for praying for a president's death. It was bound to anger people and convince them you're insane. You knew that. Now, it's time to accept your role as a martyr.

Not that being a martyr is a bad gig. Martyrdom is Sarah's Palin's cash cow, and it's a cow she can ride straight into a GOP presidential nomination. You might be able do something similar by parlaying it into a lucrative teaparty career. God knows, those folks never grow tired of threats against presidents (Democratic ones, anyway).

But then again, maybe you could use your threat-issuing talents to save your business. Get all of your followers together to attend imprecatory prayer-a-thons at local businesses. Tell the owners it'd be a shame if the prayers prompted God to rain fire and brimstone down on their businesses. I bet they'd buy your alarms then.

Please tell Zsuzsanna I'm looking forward to reading all her new bean recipes.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2009/09/pastor-anderson-teabag-martyr.html

Oh, the Karma Train doth roll along.....

[get the red out]

1. It was his choice

He choose to make such un-Christian statements, what does he expect in a "Christian" nation? :sarcasm:

[NewJeffCT]

2. So, he calls for the president to die

and is now upset that he got negative publicity over that? Heck, MoveOn.org got censured by the US Congress for merely saying "Petraeus Betrayus" - and, he's only a general.

[formercia]

3. They don't need fire alarms in Hell.

but that's ok, Old Scratch will find something else for him to do.

[blondeatlast]

15. LOL! Superb.

:rofl:

[malaise]

4. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

:rofl:

[pearl]

5. Karma running over Dogma Again?

Call the Waaaaambalance!

[malaise]

11. Call the Waaaaaaambulance

Right fugging NOW :rofl:

[Ian David]

6. Obviously, god hates Pastor Anderson. n/t

[intheflow]

17. Naw.

He'll just cling more tightly to the story of Job and think that this "persecution" is further proof of his being chosen as one of God's favorites. :crazy:

[Maru Kitteh]

7. I'll take easily forseeable consequences for $400 Alex.

[lunatica]

8. Sometimes it hurts

[Odin2005]

9. BWAHAHA! Karma can be a real ass!

:woohoo:

[librechik]

10. Gotta love General JC!

preacher got schooled by the man himself!

[watercolors]

12. So it goes, YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!!!

NT

[Bluenorthwest]

13. When religionists attack my family, the President says that they are

"good, decent and moral people." I wonder if he or his most ardent supporters will even think to take that same tack toward this pastor? Obama hired Donnie McClurkin, who famously declared 'war' on gay people for 'trying to kill our children.' And when we complained about it, Obama said many agree with Rev McClurkin, and called them good, decent and moral while lecturing the slandered parties that the bigots will always have his ear and a place at the table.
I say what you expect of others, you should be able to practice yourself. Treat him like you asked me to treat your Donnie McClurkin, your Kribyjon Caldwell, your 'Sister Sister' ladies. Or shut the fuck up with the high horse lectures.
I also say this: you reap what you sew. Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Cast your hate upon the waters, in many days it will pray for your death.

[Toasterlad]

20. +1. Karma Isn't Just For Religious Nutjobs

Keep lying down with these dogs, Obama, and the fleas will eventually eat you alive.

[WeDidIt]

14. Teh stupid, it burns your business. n/t

[The Wizard]

16. Pastor Steven L. Anderson

Should start praying for food.
Is the good pastor one of those who believe people are wealthy because God loves them and poor because they've sinned against the Lord?
He should try the Herman Goering exit strategy.

[derby378]

18. Train kept a' rollin all night long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=051VhDUyras

[Arkana]

19. Heh..."Heterosexually yours".

[windoe]

21. He's going to need all those fire alarms where he's going. nt