Better yet. Leave your brain at home too.

[formercia]

A mind is a terrible thing to lose.

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/28438/

--snip--

But once that clicked in my head, it was like a bomb went off in my head because I knew what we were truly facing and then I went into the deepest depression I had been in for a while on this because I'm like, you know, the end seemed, from what is it, Gene Wilder in the producers, "No way out, no way out." That's the way I felt. "I want my blue blankie. No way out." And I didn't know how to answer the one question that everybody asks me: What do I do. I haven't been able to give you that answer. I've been able to give you pieces, et cetera, et cetera. But I will tell you that I'm going to ask you a favor. I'm going to ask for you to ‑‑ you know, I've actually read in, you know, blogs: Glenn Beck is trying to build an army. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. But I am going to ask you to volunteer for service. You leave your gun at home but you bring your brain.

--snip--

[Octafish]

1. '' 'Brain'? Brain? What is 'brain'?''

"It's ALL entertainment" -- Dr. Progresso Sweetheart

[formercia]

2. These people wonder too.....

[EOTE]

4. Welcome to you're "DOOM!"

[Barack_America]

3. Unstable. nt

[formercia]

5. My favorite:

"the one question that everybody asks me: What do I do."