How To Cook Crazy Stew

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Many are under the impression that all you have to do to cook Crazy Stew is throw some nuts and flakes into a pot and turn up the heat. Nothing could be further from the truth. There is an art to this dish that many of the top chefs from Culinary Institute of Propaganda have never mastered. For instance, how many know that too many education beans or history spouts will prevent your dish from ever coming to a boil? That type of information can make or break your Crazy Stew.

The first step in creating your masterpiece Crazy Stew - that can be used for anything from starting wars to stopping healthcare - is selecting the right meat. This can be tricky, so it’s important to remember that your meats can be mixed. There are so many meats owned by so many companies it’s hard to keep them all straight. One very important tip to remember is you can’t go wrong with Bigots Meat. It’s always spoiled, never informed and they never skimp on their own brand of spice, sadism. Now, it can get a little convoluted from here, so it’s good to do some research on who owns what brand of meat. It’s possible for one cut of meat to be owned by six or seven companies simultaneously. Nixonites is a wholly owned subsidiary of Reaganites. Reaganites was bought by Bushies almost ten years ago. That company has traded hands three or four times just this year. Tea Baggers bought Bushies, which was in turn was bought by Birthers, which is in negotiations with Deathers this August.

Now when searching for the correct blend of meats, remember that the age or the packaging is unimportant. As long as it’s rank. Whether the package is marked Dixiecrat, Klan, Parrots, Water Boarding is Fun or I Hate Librals, the only true test is to make sure the meat has never been touched by a sanity tree or a thinking root. That can completely un-spoil your meat.

Once you have your meat selected – and please have a good mixture – throw the meat into the pot along with some loony berries and simpleton stock. Now we are ready to boil the stew. This is just as important as the ingredients. Whether you’re using Limbaugh Gas, Dobbs’ Dung or Beck’s Coal For Dummies, always add some Truth Chips into the fire. But just a touch because the chips need to be mixed in with other fuel and burned until the ashes are unrecognizable as coming from Truth.TM.

Now finally, bring the Crazy Stew to a boil. Don’t worry about overspill, that’s for someone else to clean up.

[BlooInBloo]

1. Creative, entertaining, smart, not obviously plagiarized. Happy to rec.

[CrispyQ]

2. Fantastic!!

:rofl:

:applause:

k&r

[Kali]

3. ...

:thumbsup: :toast:

[ihavenobias]

4. How can I not rec this?

Excellent!

[Mira]

5. K & R I marvel at your wit and smarts

[RandomThoughts]

6. Or maybe this

Total Recall?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBEVuzWHaOc

Glad I am not from Mars

Some of the far right Republican philosophy explained. Threats and ignorance for self serving reasons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBYwCoCLj7g

[RandomThoughts]

7. An interesting thought about crazy

[20score]

8. Thanks much for the kind words. You people rock!

[ihavenobias]

15. You earned them.

:)

[Suich]

9. K & R!

Thanks for the laugh, 20score!

:rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. Coming next on Iron Chef America. secret ingredient

who'd be the chef for this challenge though?

:-)

Very good by the way

[hbskifreak]

11. dude!

nice work yet again, 20score, u da man!

[suede1]

12. Main page worthy! K&R. Sending this out to friends.

[20score]

17. Cool!

(I was hoping.)

[suede1]

18. Yep, sent it out.

[20score]

19. Thanks!

[20score]

13. What cool comments!

[suede1]

14. kick

[punkin87]

16. Excellent!

[mitchum]

20. It is alright to use chickenhawk as one of the meats, isn't it?

Nice work

[20score]

21. Essential! I left it out because they're such good cooks. But I'll give you credit when the

cookbook comes out.

(How could I forget! Great going!)

[JDPriestly]

22. Wonderful! How true!